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Bada bing!
What’s considered trashy if you’re poor, but classy if you’re rich? Manipulating the stock market.
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
My mother-in-law drowned in a well.I didn’t know that wells still existed, let alone granted wishes.
My personal trainer said I did so well on the treadmill that next week she’ll turn it on.
I know the guy who invented Cliff’s notes. I asked him how, he said “Well, to make a long story short…”
I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn’t matter.
I crastinated part-time for seven years before I went pro.
Signs…
On this day (in 1896), La bohème by Giacomo Puccini premiered at the Royal Theater in Turin. Here’s a wonderful bit. Isn’t she amazing?
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