Don’t you hate it…
Why men don’t live as long as women…
This day in 1881 was the premiere of ‘The Tales of Hoffman’ by Jacques Offenbach. Here is a beautiful little piece from it. Sit back, relax and enjoy.
spellcheck.
Bada bing!
What’s considered trashy if you’re poor, but classy if you’re rich? Manipulating the stock market.
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
My mother-in-law drowned in a well.I didn’t know that wells still existed, let alone granted wishes.
My personal trainer said I did so well on the treadmill that next week she’ll turn it on.
I know the guy who invented Cliff’s notes. I asked him how, he said “Well, to make a long story short…”
I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn’t matter.
I crastinated part-time for seven years before I went pro.
Signs…
On this day (in 1896), La bohème by Giacomo Puccini premiered at the Royal Theater in Turin. Here’s a wonderful bit. Isn’t she amazing?
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