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It’s Wednesday!!!

Don’t you hate it…

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What a surprise!

Why men don’t live as long as women…

This day in 1881 was the premiere of ‘The Tales of Hoffman’ by Jacques Offenbach. Here is a beautiful little piece from it. Sit back, relax and enjoy.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, opera

Rainy Monday

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Thank you CDC

Bada bing!

What’s considered trashy if you’re poor, but classy if you’re rich?  Manipulating the stock market.

My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.So I sent him a “get well soon” card.

My mother-in-law drowned in a well.I didn’t know that wells still existed, let alone granted wishes.

My personal trainer said I did so well on the treadmill that next week she’ll turn it on.

I know the guy who invented Cliff’s notes. I asked him how, he said “Well, to make a long story short…”

I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn’t matter.

I crastinated part-time for seven years before I went pro.

Signs…

On this day (in 1896), La bohème by Giacomo Puccini premiered at the Royal Theater in Turin. Here’s a wonderful bit. Isn’t she amazing?

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, opera