Feeling a bit philosophical.
Bada Bing!
Covid is no joke. One former patient was so brain-damaged afterward he thought he won an election that he lost by 8 million votes.
A critic wrote a letter to author Flannery O’Conner complaining that “your book left a bad taste in my mouth”.Flannery wrote back, “You weren’t supposed to eat it”.
When I was a little kid we had a sandbox. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child … eventually.
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schrodingers cat.She said it rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.
What do you call an indecisive potato? A hesitater.
Trump would have never called anyone a Neanderthal because it has four syllables.
A scientist recently said that the “perfect earthquake” was going to strike the West Coast soon. The evidence to support his claim was on shaky ground.
For the Qanon believers who feel you’re being mocked and ridiculed; it’s not just a feeling.
If you’re ever feeling a little down, take a few minutes and watch this video. It will brighten your day.
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