Today is Election Day in South Africa. Like most democracies, South Africa has declared election day to be a public holiday both to make it easier for citizens to vote and to emphasize the importance of this fundamental democratic right and responsibility.
Birds and Bees…
Ridiculous over-packaging…
BADA BING!
A new study finds that married couples have a higher chance of divorce than single people.
Yesterday I gave my food to a homeless person………and today the homeless person gave me a book titled “HOW TO COOK”.
At the library, I asked the librarian if they had any books on turtles “Hardback?” she asked. “Yes,” I said. “and little heads that go in and out.”
It’s the start of a brand-new day, and I’m off like a herd of turtles.
When I say, “The other day,” I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
I run like the winded.
When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
When I ask for directions, please don’t use words like “East.”
If people don’t like you, it’s okay. You only need to be concerned if dogs or cats don’t like you.
I’m at that age that the next day my body whispers to me, “Please don’t do that again”.
You guys should see the stuff I don’t post. It sits in a folder labeled I think it’s funny but somebody will be offended.
Stormy Daniels was not surprised Trump’s defense was small and didn’t last long.
Him: How much for the gold circle of death? Her: Sir, those are engagement rings.
When men refer to themselves as “alpha males” I hear that term in the context of software. Alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.
Common sense is a flower that does not grow in everyone’s garden.
Today is the birthday, in 1945, of Gary Brooker, English singer, songwriter, pianist and founder and lead singer of the rock band Procol Harum who had the 1967 UK No.1 and US No.5 single A Whiter Shade Of Pale. (one of the few singles to have sold over 10 million copies) and scored the hits ‘Homburg’, ‘Conquistador’. Brooker founded The Paramounts in 1962 with his guitarist friend Robin Trower and has also worked with Eric Clapton, Alan Parsons and Ringo Starr. He died from cancer on 19 February 2022 age 76. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJxpKlTID2Q
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