The Knack

‘W’ (on my pillbox) means WEDNESDAY

Today is Saint Lucia National Day. It marks the Feast Day of Saint Lucia, the patron saint of the island.

The Windward Island now known as Saint Lucia was first discovered by Europeans in the late 15th or early 16th century. The first settlers were French and they named the island after Saint Lucia.

Saint Lucy (Lucia) of Syracuse was a young Christian martyr who died during the Diocletianic Persecution of Christians in the Roman Empire in 304 AD. According to legend, she converted to Christianity after an angel appeared to her. Lucy dedicated her life to Christianity and started giving away her family’s wealth to the poor and needy. She was betrothed to a man from a pagan family and when he heard that Lucy was giving away his dowry, he reported her to the authorities. Refusing to honor the Roman gods, she was put to death. She is one of the best known virgin martyrs, along with Agatha of Sicily, Agnes of Rome, Cecilia of Rome and Catherine of Alexandria.

Her Latin name derives from the same as that for light – lux, and this made her feast day a popular day as it fell on the Winter Solstice in the Julian calendar – the longest night of the year, when you want all the light-based help you can get.


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Today is the birthday, in 1952, of Berton Averre, lead guitarist with the Los Angeles rock band The Knack who scored the 1979 US No.1 single ‘My Sharona’. Their album Get the Knack became one of the most successful debuts in history, selling over one million copies in less than two months and spending five weeks at No.1 on the Billboard album chart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbr60I0u2Ng

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

MMMONDAY

Today is National Day in Saint Lucia.

This public holiday in Saint Lucia is always celebrated on December 13th. It is Saint Lucia’s National Day and marks the Feast Day of Saint Lucia, the patron saint of the island.

Uh Oh

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Cats really love to attack Christmas trees.

Bada Bing!

It’s been months since I bought the book “How to scam people online”. It still hasn’t arrived yet!

I wouldn’t last an hour if I had to answer the phone at the business called “Shack of Sit Funiture”.

I tried donating blood today. NEVER AGAIN! Too many stupid questions. Who’s blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?

Socialism is the fire department saving your house.Capitalism is the insurance company denying your claim.

Every day I worry that I’m going to scream “shut the fuck up” out loud instead of in my head.

I’m not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every once in a while.

I think my wife has started to show signs the first signs of Alzheimer’s.She said she can’t remember what she ever saw in me.

I want to see an episode of “undercover boss” with Jesus visiting Joel Olsteen’s church.

I once saw a guy holding up a sign that said, “I love you Stevie”, at a Stevie Wonder concert.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life I can’t even get into my own pants.

Pupils at school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish.One 11-year old wrote, “When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.”

Hugh Hefner became a multi-millionaire by staying home in his pajamas.I’m not having the same results.

Today is the birthday, in 1952, of Berton Averre, lead guitarist for The Knack.

Posted by Tom in Humor, sixties and seventies