Today is Lincoln’s Birthday, a public holiday is some states in the USA. It commemorates the birth of Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States on February 12th, 1809 in Hodgenville, Kentucky.
Mostly in men…
EXCEL
For Excel users – the rest of you can skip this section
Today is the birthday, in 1942, of Peter Tork, American musician with The Monkees who were brought together for an American TV series in 1966. They had the 1967 UK & US No.1 single ‘I’m A Believer’ plus other hits including ‘Last Train to Clarksville’, ‘Pleasant Valley Sunday’, and ‘Daydream Believer’. Tork was diagnosed with a rare form of tongue cancer in 2009. He died on February 21, 2019 age 77.
Today most countries celebrate International Women’s Day. International Women’s Day was first established at the 1910 International Socialist Women’s Conference in Copenhagen. German women’s rights activist and Marxist theorist Clara Zetkin was the one who tabled the idea.
Pharmacy Earworm?
Bada Bing!
Guy and his girlfriend are at dinner in a restaurant. Him: Say something that will make my heart pound, baby.Her: Your wife is behind you.
Just a warning if you’re buying a watch on Amazon. I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, it only applies if you can already swim without it.
I don’t usually brag about going to expensive places,but I just left the gas station.
Beer is now cheaper than gas. Drink, don’t drive.
My mother-in-law came over to eat supper with us. Halfway through the meal, she asked why our cat kept staring at her. I said it’s because you’re using the cat’s bowl.
Oh look, spring is here. Annd it’s gone… NO WAIT, it’s back! Annd it’s gone again…
If you replace the W in When, Where, and What, with a T, you get the answer to each question.
I think it’s adorable that they’re putting jokes on the side of snacks now.Listen to this one: Serving size 3 cookies.
All I’m saying is, at any point during that ride through the desert, he could have given that horse a name.
Next time you visit someone with an Alexa…”Alexa, set a 3AM alarm with horror movie sounds.”
Today is the birthday, in 1945, of George Michael Dolenz. He was cast in the TV sitcom, The Monkees and became the drummer and lead vocalist. He was not actually a drummer and had to take lessons to learn how to mime credibly but eventually was taught how to play properly. By the time the Monkees went on tour he was able to play the drums himself. He provided the lead vocals for a number of their songs including this one.
Comments