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WED…NES……..DAY

Tomorrow is Battle of San Jacinto Day in Nicaragua.

It commemorates an important military victory that took place on this day in 1856. This holiday is always followed by Nicaragua Independence Day on September 15th, creating a two-day break.

William Walker was an American who organized private military expeditions into Latin America. He wanted to establish English-speaking colonies under his control. Walker and his followers were known as “filibusters”. Taking advantage of a civil war in Nicaragua, Walker and a modest force of 38 troops, conquered the key city of Granada and took control of the country in April 1956. His rule was even recognized as legitimate by the then U.S. President, Franklin Pierce.

The Battle of San Jacinto took place on the September 14th 1856 in Hacienda San Jacinto, Managua, Nicaragua between 160 soldiers of the Legitimist Septemtrion Army led by Colonel José Dolores Estrada versus 300 of Walker’s filibusters. The filibusters were defeated by Colonel Estrada after four hours of combat.

While the victory did not defeat Walker, it was the first significant victory for the legitimists and would prove to be the beginning of the end of the reign of the usurper. A coalition of Central American armies finally ousted Walker from power in May 1857. He was arrested and repatriated to the U.S.

Andrés Castro knocking down a filibuster invader in the Battle of San Jacinto during the War of 1856 in Nicaragua. Image by Luis Vergara Ahumada


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hard-packed dirt floor

Today is the birthday, in 1942, of Randy Jones, from American disco group The Village People. They had the hit singles ‘Macho Man’, ‘In the Navy’, ‘Go West and the 1978 US No.2 hit ‘YMCA’. He was the ‘cowboy’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

TUESDAY again

Today is Children’s Day in Bolivia. Dia del Nino celebrates children and raises awareness of the problems they face. Congress has a special ‘Children’s Session’.

Vasectomy Cookies
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Giving Thanks

We’ve all seen a lot of images that are ‘photoshopped’. Here are some winners of a photoshop contest (on Reddit)

This cunning duckling.
Dog wearing a plastic bag to go pee in the rain.
Eagle wrapped in a towel.
Dog peaking through a gate.
Dwayne Wade Falling into Chrissy Teigen and John Legend.
Trump peeking.

Bada Bing!

What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey.

I took my wife to that new fancy restaurant in town. As soon as the food was served I told her to let’s eat! She stopped me and said that I always pray before you eat at home. I said I know dear, but here I think the chef knows how to cook.

Trump Offers to Help Russia File for Bankruptcy.

Be right back, my wife is in the kitchen and I need to go stand in front of the cabinet she’s about to open.

Guy1: Today’s word is “largesse”

.Guy2: That’s the letter on Superman’s shirt!

Guy1: You’re so close. It’s actually the reason you can’t get into your pants.

If I had a nickel for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I would be like, why am I always getting all these nickels.

Today is the birthday, in 1951, of Alex Briley. He was born in Harlem, New York, the son of a Christian minister. He gained fame as the ‘GI’ singing with this group.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

They tell me it’s WEDNESDAY

Today is Yennayer, the first day of the Berber new year. It is a public holiday in Algeria and celebrated by Berbers in many other countries. It marks the beginning of the year 2972 in the Berber calendar.

Mardi Gras?

Both vaccinated and unvaccinated can catch CVOID-19. Both Serena Williams and I can play tennis.

Cat Tarot

Sears House

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Today is the birthday of Felipe Rose, a member of The Village People (the Indian). His mother was Puerto Rican who had danced at Copacabana and his father was of Native American heritage. In addition to his work with the Village People he had a successful dance and solo singing career.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

TISDAG

as they say in Sweden.

Lab Equipment

Bada Bing!

If you’re paying five dollars for a bottle of SmartWater, it’s probably not working!

I know a guy that got a job making plastic draculas.He told me that there were only two of them on the production line, so he had to make every second Count.

I hate when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and I’ve already put the resident expert to bed.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve died a little inside.

So apparently RSVP-ing to a wedding invite with “Maybe next time” wasn’t the best response.

A good pun is its own reword.

I’ve hardly done anything on my bucket list.I think I’ll change the B to an F.

For most of human history, our vehicles had an automatic stopping system to take us home and ensure we didn’t crash when we were drunk or sleeping.Then we got rid of the horse.

The first five florists I called from the phone book knew nothing about carpet or tile.And suddenly, I’M the idiot?!

It’s been brought to my attention that I may have offended some of you. I apologize, I meant to offend all of you.

What would you have if every car in the country was painted PINK?A Pink Carnation.(Did you start singing the song?)

Her: We need to eat at a different cafeteria.Him: Why?Her: They have the Heimlich maneuver printed on the back of the menu.

There are two typos of people in the world.Those who notice spelling mistakes, and those who don’t.

When life hands you lemons, hand them back.You deserve chocolate.

A woman took her 3-year-old boy shopping. When they got home, he had a chocolate bar in his pocket. She didn’t buy it and he certainly didn’t buy it. So she took him straight back to the shopping center and let him loose in the jewelry store.

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.  

Andrea went to the store and bought some “Nair” hair remover.  At the register, the pharmacist told  her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”  

Andrea said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”  

The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t use body lotion for a couple of days.”  

Andrea replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”  The pharmacist said, “Well, stay off your bicycle for at least a week.

Today’s musical selection is a fun one to sing along with.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies