Sisyphus has a visitor…
It’s the middle of the week. You need something beautiful. Take five minutes out of your day and listen to Sabine Devieilhe and Marianne Crebassa sing The Flower Duet.
Uh Oh…
Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change color?He had a reptile dysfunction.
Someone once told me, “You’re never going to forget me”.I just can’t remember who it was.
The true meaning of opaque is unclear.
Can everyone who is here for the yodeling lessons…Please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
People say being a waiter is a bad job.But, hey, it puts food on the table.
My daughter said, “You’re the best Dad ever!”. I’m really proud she is learning sarcasm at such a young age.
Principal calls a dad…Principal: Your son always causes trouble here in school.Dad: He always causes trouble at home too, did I ever call you?
I bought a wig today for only a dollar.It was a small price toupee.
If Fox News had been around in 1955, we’d still have polio.
Sign next to the oval office desk.This workplace has gone -100- days without an overwhelming sense of dread.
I told my daughter I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.She asked me, “How did you know it was on its way to work?”
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today.But those cops came out of nowhere!
St. Louis County Republicans assert that gender-neutral bathrooms are an attack on traditional family values and religious freedom.(That’s the joke.)
Today is the birthday, in 1888, of the remarkable Irving Berlin. Here’s some of his work…
and here’s Nathan Lane with another Berlin classic.
Try the House Salad…
Yup…
Did you remember Mom???
And there’s this…
An old man walks into a jewelry with a much younger gal.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something more special.’
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.’Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000″ the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, ‘We will take it.’ The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check.I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I will write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I will pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said ‘Sir…There’s no money in that account.’
‘I know,’ said the old man…’But let me tell you about my weekend.’
Today is the birthday, in 1938, of Henry Fambrough, one of the three lead singers of the Detroit Spinners. They had this hit in 1979.
I’m falling behind in my book reviews…like everything else. But while I have a pause in my work, I thought I’d tell you about this book which I recently finished reading.
This is an unusual book. It was a runaway best seller in France and, to be sure, across much of Europe, but hasn’t generated that level of interest here. I hope it becomes more popular. I really enjoyed it and I hope you will too.
It’s the story of Renée Michel, the the dumpy, nondescript, 54-year-old concierge of a small and exclusive Paris apartment building. and Paloma Josse who lives in the building. Paloma is acutely intelligent, introspective and philosophical. This 12-year-old views the world as absurd and records her observations about it in her journal. She despises her coddled existence, her older sister Colombe (who is studying at the École normale supérieure), and her well-to-do parents, especially her plant-obsessed mother. After careful consideration of what life is like, Paloma has secretly decided to kill herself on her 13th birthday.
Renée skulks like a spy among the intelligentsia, an apparently unlettered concierge who secretly disdains Husserl’s philosophy, adores Ozu’s films and is so passionate about Tolstoy she named her cat Leo. A widowed concierge in her 50s who calls herself “short, ugly and plump,” she is a self-consciously stereotypical working-class nobody. She is also an autodidact — “a permanent traitor to my archetype,” as she drolly puts it — who takes refuge in aesthetics and ideas but thinks life will be easier if she never lets her knowledge show. Even the slippers she wears as camouflage, she says, are so typical, “only the coalition between a baguette and a beret could possibly contend in the domain of cliché.”
The story flits between the two women in alternating short chapters. Renée’s story is addressed to no one (that is, to us), while Paloma’s takes the form of a notebook crammed with what she labels “profound thoughts.” Both create eloquent little essays on time, beauty and the meaning of life, Renée with erudition and Paloma with adolescent brio. Neither character realizes they share such similar views, from “the pointlessness of my existence,” as Renée says, to their affection for Japanese culture. Paloma adores reading manga, while Renée goes into raptures over an Ozu scene in which the violet mountains of Kyoto become a soul-saving vision of beauty. Both of them hide their true selves from the residents of the building, though.
About half way through the book, though, a Japanese gentleman, Kakuro Ozu, buys a vacant apartment and immediately realizes that the two women are not whom they appear to be. Before long, Monsieur Ozu is gently contriving some little tests to discover more about their secret lives. And this leads to developments that range from the comic to the touching to the heartbreaking.
It’s an enjoyable, interesting and thought-provoking book. There is a certain suspense about it as the characters’ loves are changed and it’s quite well-written and easy to read. I urge you to give it a try. It might be a bit different than what you’re used to but it will be worth it.
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