This ‘meat’ for example
or this…
Supplements…
Spaghetti Wrestling
Today is the birthday, in 1945, of Rod Argent, keyboardist for The Zombies.
14
Jun
2021
Month: June 2021
11
Jun
2021
FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY
10
Jun
2021
Thursday, Thursday…
09
Jun
2021
Wednesday
Wednesday. Wen-nes-day. Wednesday! Wednesday is the day before Thursday It is the day that two greek gods crossed paths Wednesday is when murcury met Woden… Wednesday is the beginning of hopefulness it ensures that Friday will soon be here! I like wednesday because it always seems to sneak up Wednesday is a crafty snake that won't bite it is the middle sibling of Thursday and Friday
See the rest of the poem HERE.
Burnout…
This song went to number one on this day in1965
08
Jun
2021
Busy TUESDAY
Bada Bing!
Him: I need help with a crossword puzzle. The clue is “overworked mailman”. Her: How many letters? Him: I’m guessing too many.
A human has 46 chromosomes. A potato has 48 chromosomes. You are two chromosomes away from being a potato.
Dog: WOOF! Alexa: Honestly, if I knew how long it would be until they got home I would tell you.
Me as a kid: Falls 10 feet from the monkey bars… “I’m OK!” Me now: Tried to scoop ice cream that was a little too frozen… “I think I dislocated my shoulder!”
Charles Dickens orders a martini. Bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”
I’m really tired of people complaining about the price of everything. $2.00 for a cup of coffee $3.00 for a coat check $4.00 an hour for parking I’m just going to stop inviting them to my house.
Incorrectly is the only word in the dictionary spelled incorrectly.
I used to work at KFC making coleslaw & mashed potatoes. But it was only a side job.
A guy opened a pub in a hotel lobby, but soon relocated to the mezzanine. Then he relocated to the top floor, and finally the roof. He kept raising the bar.
x – y = \
Why do we sing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” when we’re already there?
A man walked up to the lobby counter. Man: “Will you validate my parking?” Counter person: “You did a great parking job. Evenly spaced, at nearly a perfect right angle.”
Today is the birthday, in 1810, of Robert Schumann. Here, in a short but amazing piano performance, is Yuja Wang playing Schumann’s ‘The Smuggler’.
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