Month: August 2021

Bada Bing!

A wagon train of settlers are deep in Indian territory.As they come to a rise, one of the settlers says, “I don’t like the sound of those drums.”An Indian shouts back, “He’s not our regular drummer.”

Circuses are struggling to find new clowns, as top prospects continue to go into politics.

Restaurant toilets are dangerous. So many of my dates have gone to use them, and vanished!

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling while frying?Take away their little brooms.

Owning a KFC franchise is on my bucket list.

I have a few jokes about retired people…but none of them work.

I’m writing about all the things I ought to do before I die.It’s my oughtobiography.

So, I might have slightly misunderstood Pride Month.Does anybody want to buy some lions?

In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.

An office worker opened his pay envelope to find he was short by $100. He called the accounting department to voice his complaint. “You’re right, we made a mistake,” said the clerk, “but last week we overpaid you $100 and we didn’t hear you complaining then.” “Look,” said the worker, “I can overlook one mistake. But two weeks in a row?”

Here’s a fun song by the British Band ‘Hot Chocolate’.