Today is Victoria Day (French: Fête de la Reine), in Canada. It is a public holiday and marks the birth of Queen Victoria. Following the death of Queen Victoria, May 24th was decreed as Empire Day across the British Empire. Today, Canada is the only country who still has a holiday on the day.
Remember the movie, Major League? they’ve aged.
Self-cancelling
What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
“I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a nearby dog barked and ran away. Now I am still looking for the dog to unlock my phone.
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
“My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.”
The guy who invented predictive text died last night. His funfair is next monkey.
Today is the birthday, in 1946, of Daniel Klein, bass player with the J. Geils Band who had this number one hit in 1982.
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