Could it be TUESDAY already?

Today is International Human Rights Day. This date marks December 10th 1948 when the United Nations General Assembly adopted the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

The Universal Declaration of Human Rights, adopted by the UN General Assembly on December 10th 1948, was the result of the experience of the second world war. It is considered a milestone document in the history of human rights. After the end of the war, and the creation of the United Nations, the international community vowed never again to allow atrocities like those of that conflict happen again.

The Universal Declaration of Human Rights is the most translated document in the world, available in more than 500 languages. You can read it here.


Ben Hur remake on a limited budget

Increase memory loss???

Bada Bing!!!

It’s hard to tell if America is turning into The Handmaid’s Tale or Idiocracy.

For the next four years, we will see what a lack of competence and integrity looks like on steroids.

I’m waiting for someone to tell me, “Yeah I picked fruits and vegetables until those illegals came along”.

They say ‘nothing is impossible’. I disagree. I’m doing nothing right now! It’s totally possible.

Christmas time is great because you can shout “Don’t come in here!” and people assume you’re wrapping presents instead of just wanting to be left alone.

Republicans gloating about how Justin Trudeau had to go to Mar-a-Lago to bend the knee, when in fact, they had to meet in Florida because Canada won’t allow felons in their country.

Mom: My child won’t eat meat. What can I replace it with? Answer: A dog. Dogs love meat!

Dear Mother Nature, Having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel the remainder of my subscription.

The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of tRUMP, but the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. After weeks of testing, they found there was nothing wrong with the stamp or the adhesive. It turned out people were spitting on the wrong side.

Be happy. It drives people crazy!

Wife: Are you sleeping? Husband: No, I just close my eyes and travel far away. Wife: But you’re snoring. Husband: I travel by tractor.

When you think there’s no hope left, remember the lobsters in the tank of the Titanic’s restaurant.

My dog kept chasing people on a bike. So I took his bike away. Then he just sat there in the yard and barked all day. So I gave him his bike back because his bark was worse than his bike.


To celebrate the season, here’s a great clip of the ‘talent show’ from Mean Girls. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EY2Q_07iUw

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