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On this day in 1763, Ojibwe capture Fort Michilimackinac from the British by diverting the garrison’s attention with a game of lacrosse, then chasing a ball into the fort.

The fort had been built on the northern tip of the lower peninsula of the present-day state of Michigan. Built around 1715, and abandoned in 1783, it was located along the straits that connect Lake Huron and Lake Michigan of the Great Lakes of North America. The French first established a presence in the Straits of Mackinac in 1671, when Father Marquette founded the Jesuit St. Ignace Mission at present-day St. Ignace in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

The French relinquished the fort, along with their territory in Canada, to the British in 1761 following their defeat in the French and Indian War, the North American front of the Seven Years’ War. The Ojibwe in the region soon became dissatisfied with British policies, particularly their cancellation of the annual policy of distributing gifts to the Indians. On June 2, 1763, as part of the larger conflict known as Pontiac’s War, a group of Ojibwe staged a game of lacrosse outside the fort as a ruse to gain entrance. After entering the fort, they killed most of the British inhabitants. They held the fort for a year before the British regained control, promising to offer more and better gifts to the native inhabitants of the area.

Ojibwe fishermen in the St. Marys Rapids, 1901

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…and other fairy tales.

Having the right footwear is important!

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Today is the birthday, in 1944, of Marvin Hamlisch, pianist, composer, 1974 US No.1 album ‘The Sting’, US No.3 single ‘The Entertainer.’ He won four Grammy Awards in 1974, two for ‘The Way We Were’. In 1975, he wrote the original theme music for Good Morning America and co-wrote ‘Nobody Does It Better’ for The Spy Who Loved Me with his then-girlfriend Carole Bayer Sager. Hamlisch died on August 6, 2012. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaV-6qerkqI

On this day in 1495, a monk, John Cor, records the first mention of a batch of Scotch Whisky. In a Latin entry in the Exchequer Rolls John Cor is addressed by King James IV of Scotland, with the order to use “eight bolls of malt (brasium) to make whisky (aquavitae).” Historian Janet Foggie has called this the “first mention of whisky in a Scottish source”. Another historian, Mairi Cowan, referred to it as “the first written record of the distillation of whisky”

John Cor has been identified as a member of the Order of Preachers, a Dominican. Although John’s specific friary is unclear from the source itself, the twentieth-century archivist and medievalist scholar Anthony Ross claimed that it could be identified as the Blackfriars house at Edinburgh based on references in the Protocol Book of Peter Marche.

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Happy Pride Month!!!

I Will Survive! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dYWe1c3OyU

On this day in 1914, the RMS Empress of Ireland sank near the mouth of the St. Lawrence River following a collision in thick fog with the Norwegian collier Storstad. Although the ship was equipped with watertight compartments and, in the aftermath of the Titanic disaster two years earlier, carried more than enough lifeboats for all aboard, she foundered in only 14 minutes. Of the 1,477 people on board, 1,012 died, making it the worst peacetime maritime disaster in Canadian history.

Empress of Ireland departed Quebec for Liverpool and eached Pointe-au-Père in the early hours of 29 May 1914, where the pilot disembarked. She soon sighted the masthead lights of SS Storstad, a Norwegian collier, on her starboard bow at a distance of several miles. Likewise, Storstad sighted Empress of Ireland‘s masthead lights. These first sightings were made in clear weather conditions, but fog soon enveloped the ships. The ships resorted to repeated use of their fog whistles. At 01:56 local time, Storstad crashed into Empress of Ireland‘s starboard side at around midships.

Empress of Ireland lurched heavily to starboard and began settling by the stern. There was no time to shut the watertight doors. Water entered through open portholes, some only a few feet above the water line, and inundated passageways and cabins. Most of the passengers and crew located in the lower decks drowned quickly. Those berthed in the upper decks were awakened by the collision and immediately boarded lifeboats on the boat deck. Within a few minutes, the ship’s list was so severe that the port lifeboats could not be launched.

Ten minutes after the collision, the ship rolled violently over her starboard side, allowing as many as 700 passengers and crew to crawl out of the portholes and decks onto her port side. The ship lay upon her side for a minute or two, having seemingly run aground. Shortly afterwards at 02:10, about 14 minutes after the collision, the bow rose briefly out of the water and the ship finally sank.

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Today is the birthday, in 1955, of Mike Porcaro, bassist with American rock band Toto who had the 1980s Top 5 hits ‘Hold the Line’, ‘Rosanna’, and ‘Africa’. The band has released 17 studio albums, and has sold over 40 million records worldwide. Porcaro died on 15th March 2015 following a battle with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (Lou Gehrig’s Disease). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

Today is the anniversary of the Battle of Tshushima in 1905. It was the final naval battle of the Russo-Japanese War, fought on 27–28 May 1905 in the Tsushima Strait. A devastating defeat for the Imperial Russian Navy. The battle was described by contemporary Sir George Clarke as “by far the greatest and the most important naval event since Trafalgar”.

The battle involved the Japanese Combined Fleet under Admiral Tōgō Heihachirō and the Russian Second Pacific Squadron under Admiral Zinovy Rozhestvensky, which had sailed over seven months and 18,000 nautical miles (33,000 km) from the Baltic Sea. All 11 Russian battleships were lost, of which seven were sunk and four captured. Only a few warships escaped, with one cruiser and two destroyers reaching Vladivostok, and two auxiliary cruisers as well as one transport escaping back to Madagascar.

The battle had a profound cultural and political impact on the world. It was the first defeat of a European power by an Asian nation in the modern era. It also heightened the alarm of “The Yellow Peril” as well as weakening the notion of white superiority that was prevalent in some Western countries. Mahatma Gandhi , Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, Sun Yat-sen and Jawaharlal Nehru were amongst the future national leaders to celebrate this defeat of a colonial power.

Painting by Tōjō Shōtarō depicting Admiral Tōgō on the “Compass Deck” above the bridge of Mikasa at the start of the battle. The signal flag being hoisted represents the letter Z, a special instruction to his fleet.

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Some old-time funk from Chaka Khan and Rufus with a great chorus… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm_cFzVAoo8

On this day in 1703, Tsar Peter the Great founded the city of Saint Petersburg. It is the second-largest city in Russia, after Moscow. Saint Petersburg is the fourth-most populous city in Europe, the most populous city on the Baltic Sea, and the world’s northernmost city of more than 1 million residents. the nation’s capital.

The city was founded on the site of a captured Swedish fortress, and was named after the apostle Saint Peter. In Russia, Saint Petersburg is historically and culturally associated with the birth of the Russian Empire and Russia’s entry into modern history as a European great power. It served as a capital of the Tsardom of Russia, and the subsequent Russian Empire, from 1712 to 1918 (being replaced by Moscow for a short period between 1728 and 1730). After the October Revolution in 1917, the Bolsheviks moved their government to Moscow. The city was renamed Leningrad after Lenin’s death in 1924. It was the site of the siege of Leningrad during World War II, the most lethal siege in history. In June 1991, only a few months before the Belovezha Accords and the dissolution of the Soviet Union, voters in a city-wide referendum supported restoring the city’s original name.

Peter the Great

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perfect tie-in…

Tarot Cards!

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BADA BING!

Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. Edgar Boozer.” So calling him Rumdog Millionaire is still on the table.

A Murder of Crows descended on an Embarrassment of Pandas. The pandas were mortified. The zoologists who observed this were a Prank of Taxonomists.

Hey, think about it this way, you’re not as dumb as you look.

Cottage Cheese is not really a cheese at all. It’s just a curd to me.

When I was a kid, I went to a Christian school and they were absolutely convinced Harry Potter was a ploy from the devil to get kids into witchcraft. It was actually a ploy to get kids reading which is far more dangerous to Christianity.

My favorite song about allergies is “Blowin’ in the Wind” by Peter Pollen Mary.

If really good looking people are called, “Eye Candy”,I guess I’m somewhere in the “Eye Broccoli” category.

Her: I think we should stop seeing each other for a while. Him, covering his eyes: Ok, tell me when I can look again.

Retirement – The pay sucks but the hours are really good.

I don’t have time to Google lyrics. I sing what I hear. “Dancing queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth”.

How many of you hate drama, but if you see it on your timeline, you read all 368 comments.

It’s just a matter of time before they add the word ‘Syndrome’ after my last name.

Sarah left a Dr Pepper on a gas pump 61 miles south of Tampa Florida.\ That’s where Sarasota is.

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Here’s Shakira! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcnDmrtj6Sk