Today is Sette Giugno, a public holiday in Malta. Meaning ‘Seventh of June’ in Italian, this public holiday in Malta commemorates four rioters who were killed by British troops on June 7th 1919.
Bankers’ Math
Humans are getting stupider…
Bada Bing!
When I was a kid I was afraid that the earth would be destroyed by a large black hole. As an adult, I now understand how silly I was. It is far more likely that earth will be destroyed by a colossal asshole.
My fitness goal is to get down to what I told the DMV I weigh.
Q; How many pushups can you do? A: If they’re the orange flavor I know for a fact I can do 7 in one sitting.
I can’t stop watching movies about female superheroes. I think I’ve become a heroine addict.
What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman all have in common? An idiot who didn’t take it out in time.
I’m starting a business to teach short people math. It’s called “Making the little things count”.
Listen, I’m a nice person. So if I’m an asshole to you, you need to ask yourself why.
Her: Do men still open car doors?
Him: How do you think we get inside?
Tough one today. It’s the birthday of Dean Martin in 1917, Tom Jones in 1940 and Prince in 1958. But it’s also the birthday, in 1944 of Melvin Parker, long-time drummer for James Brown.
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