TUESDAY – all you need to know

Today is King Bhumibol’s Birthday, a public holiday in Thailand. The day commemorates the birthday of the late King of Thailand, Bhumibol Adulyadej. It is also Thailand’s National Day and is the day when Father’s Day is celebrated in Thailand.

Known as Rama IX, he reigned Thailand since June 9th 1946 until his death on October 13th 2016, making him the longest-reigning monarch ever in Thailand’s history.

Despite being a constitutional monarch, and not legally being allowed a role in politics, Bhumibol made several decisive interventions in the Thai political sphere and has been credited with helping facilitate Thailand’s transition to democracy in the 1990s.

The holiday itself is a colorful affair. Buildings across Thailand will display flags, bunting and portraits of the late King, while around the Grand Palace area of Bangkok, the streets are decorated with thousands of marigolds.


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My wife never complained until I got hearing aids.

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Today is the birthday, in 1756, of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. It’s hard to imagine a single piece being representative of his work – here are a couple. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MafAZeag1_0 and the flying fingers of Yuja Wang here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGAPTRrAilY