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Is it TUESDAY????

Today is the birthday, in 1861, of Elizabeth Meriwether Gilmer, widely known by the pen name Dorothy Dix, was an American journalist and columnist. As the forerunner of today’s popular advice columnists, Dix was America’s highest paid and most widely read female journalist at the time of her death. Her advice on marriage was syndicated in newspapers around the world. With an estimated audience of 60 million readers, she became a popular and recognized figure. In addition to her journalistic work, she joined in the campaign for women’s suffrage and the ratification of the Nineteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.

Her journalism career began after her neighbor Eliza Nicholson, the owner of the New Orleans newspaper Daily Picayune, saw her writing and offered her a job as a reporter. At the beginning of her career, before writing advice columns, Dix wrote obituaries, recipes and theater reviews. As was customary for many female journalists at the time, who believed that their work had the potential to cause embarrassment or poor social standing, she chose to write under a pseudonym. She first used the pen name Dorothy Dix in 1895 for her column, “Sunday Salad,” in the Picayune; Dorothy, because she liked the name, and Dix in honor of an old family slave named Mr. Dick who had saved the Meriwether family silver during the Civil War. Within months the column was renamed to Dorothy Dix Talks and under that name was to become the world’s longest-running newspaper feature.

One of her most famous single columns was Dictates for a Happy Life, a ten-point plan for happiness, which had to be frequently reprinted due to popular demand. In addition to her newspaper columns, Dix was the author of books such as How to Win and Hold a Husband and Every-Day Help for Every-Day People.

Elizabeth Meriwether-Gilmer (Dorothy Dix) as a young woman in her early 30s


How to use a rambutan…

Ummm…something missing???

Ummm…

Bada Bing!!!

Him: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101. Us: The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.

Some people are walking around who are still “it” from recess 50 years ago and don’t even know it.

It’s hard to believe I used to be 6 lbs, 7 oz. I’ve really let myself go!

NYC has shocked the world by electing a normal guy instead of a billionaire backed pervert.

Funny that people think Zohran Mamdani will force you to become a Muslim. Not a single person who’s knocked on my door to convert me was a Muslim.

Karen: I need to speak to the Manager. I want to talk to someone who knows what is going on. Employee: Ok, here is the deal, I can go get one or the other.

Trump is freaking out that his “Truth” Social AI bot went completely rogue by saying Trump lied about the 2020 election, that he was behind January 6, and failed to bring down prices… in other words, the truth.

It’s time to start calling Nationalist Christians “Nat C’s”.

Christian nationalism is just white supremacy in bible drag.

Christian nationalism is just sharia law with bacon and beer.

How do you get away with committing a crime against a deaf person? Break their fingers so they can’t tell anyone.

Have you heard that they stopped making pennies? The Treasury said they just didn’t make sense anymore.

A woman is caught shoplifting a bag of apples. In court the judge says, “I don’t usually do this but to set an example, I’m sentencing you to spend a day in jail, one for each apple. That’s a week in total.” Her husband raises his hand, “Your honor, I have to confess, she also stole a bag of rice the day before.”

New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis.

The battlefield quickly turned into an orgy. Cupid: Sorry! These are the only arrows I have.

I am such a loser. I once entered the Worlds Biggest Loser Competition…I came second. 

An IRS inspector audits a hospital’s books. He asks the CFO what they do with leftover bandages, and the CFO says they send them back to the company for an occasional free box. The auditor then asks about leftover plaster from casts, and the CFO gives a similar answer, saying they send it back to the manufacturer for an occasional free package. The auditor, trying to trap the CFO, asks what they do with leftover foreskins from circumcisions. The CFO replies that they save them up, send them to the IRS office, and about once a year, the IRS sends them a complete dick.


Today is the birthday, in 1960 of English pop singer Kim Wilde (the eldest child of 1950s rock and roller Marty Wilde), who had the 1981 UK No.2 single ‘Kids In America’ and the 1987 US No.1 single with a reworked version of the Supremes’ song ‘You Keep Me Hanging On’. Between 1981 and 1996, she had 25 singles that charted within the Top 50 of the UK singles chart. She branched into an alternative career as a landscape gardener, which has included presenting gardening shows on the BBC and Channel 4. In 2005, she won a Gold award for her courtyard garden at the Royal Horticultural Society’s Chelsea Flower Show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_3gLp6k7ZE

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MONDAY, monday…

Today is International Students Day, an international observance of the student community, held annually on 17 November. Originally commemorating the Czech universities which were stormed by Nazis in 1939 and the students who were subsequently killed and sent to concentration camps, it is now marked by a number of universities, sometimes on a day other than 17 November, as a nonpolitical celebration of the multiculturalism of their international students.

The date commemorates the anniversary of the 1939 Nazi storming of the University of Prague after demonstrations against the German occupation of Czechoslovakia and the killings of Jan Opletal and worker Václav Sedláček. The Nazis rounded up the students, murdered nine student leaders and sent over 1,200 students to concentration camps, mainly Sachsenhausen. They subsequently closed all Czech universities and colleges.

There is something about fascism that seems to inspire hate for educated people and education.

The nine students and professors executed on 17 November in Prague. From top left: Josef Adamec, Jan Černý, Marek Frauwirth, Jaroslav Klíma, Bedřich Koula, Josef Matoušek, František Skorkovský, Václav Šaffránek, Jan Weinert.


You will take a trip…

Trying to hold shit together…

Some signs….


Today is the birthday, in 1942, of American songwriter, singer, musician, and record producer Bob Gaudio. He rose to musical fame at the age of 15 as a member of The Royal Teens, who had the 1958 US No.3 single ‘Short Shorts. As a member of The Four Seasons, he wrote the 1960s hits ‘Sherry’, ‘Big Girls Don’t Cry’, ‘Walk Like a Man’, and the 1976 UK & US No.1 single ‘December 1963, (Oh What A Night’). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOfFB5QF4iQ

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Happy FRIDAY everyone!!

Today is the birthday, in 1840, of Claude Monet. He was a French painter and founder of Impressionism painting who is seen as a key precursor to modernism, especially in his attempts to paint nature as he perceived it. During his long career, he was the most consistent and prolific practitioner of Impressionism’s philosophy of expressing one’s perceptions of nature, especially as applied to plein air landscape painting. The term “Impressionism” is derived from the title of his painting Impression, Sunrise (Impression, soleil levant), which was exhibited in 1874 at the First Impressionist Exhibition, initiated by Monet and a number of like-minded artists as an alternative to the Salon.

Impression, Sunrise (Impression, soleil levant), 1872; the painting that gave its name to the style and artistic movement. Musée Marmottan Monet, Paris


Got this from Minnesota…

NOT THE BEST OR SMARTEST DRIVERS…


Today is the birthday, in 1966, of Joseph ‘Run’ Simmons, one of the founding members of the influential hip hop group Run–D.M.C. who had the 1986 UK No.8 single with Aerosmith ‘Walk This Way’ and the 1998 UK No.1 single ‘It’s Like That’. He is also a practicing minister, known as Reverend Run. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B_UYYPb-Gk

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THURSDAY is just once a week

On this day in 1922, the United States Supreme Court unanimously held that public schools could constitutionally exclude unvaccinated students from attending, even if there was not an ongoing outbreak. In the case, the school district of San Antonio, Texas enacted an ordinance that prohibited any child from attending a school within the district unless they had been vaccinated against smallpox. One parent of a student who had been excluded, Rosalyn Zucht, sued on the basis that there was not a public health emergency. Justice Louis Brandeis wrote for the unanimous court that requiring students to be vaccinated was a justified use of “police power” to maintain public health and safety.

Smallpox killed up to 500 million people before it was declared globally eradicated in 1980.


Shade…

First day back at school was rough…

How??

Yesterday was the birthday, in 1833, of composer Alexander Borodin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiexn6O9To4

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WEDNESDAY – another day

On this day in 1859, the first ‘trapeze routine’ was performed at the Cirque Napoleon in Paris by Jules Léotard.

Léotard was born in Toulouse, France, the son of a gymnastics instructor who ran a swimming pool in Toulouse. Léotard would practice his routines over the pool. He went on to study law, but at age 18 he began to experiment with trapeze bars, ropes, and rings suspended over a swimming pool.

In addition to his trapeze artistry, he also created and popularized the one-piece gym wear that now bears his name and inspired the 1867 song “The Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze”.

Jules Léotard died in 1870 from an infectious disease (possibly smallpox).

Jules Léotard


Who ya gonna call??

And one more thing…(before the drugs wear off)

mating dance…

BADA BING!

A girl once told me, “If you lost 45 pounds, you’d be cute”. I told her, “If I lost 45 pounds, I’d be talking to your friends.”

If you want flowers on February 14th, plant them now.

Some people call them swear words. I call them sentence enhancers.

Classy toilet paper is called butt napkins.

I think cheating should affect your credit score. If she can’t trust you, why should Capital One?

A teacher at a Jr. High and was walking behind two 7th graders in the hall… Boy 1: You’re a moron Boy 2: No I’m not, I’m a Baptist.

My female Dr. was looking at me without my shirt off. I figured she was looking at my muscles and she said, “You’re an old beast’. I said, ‘thank you’. But then my wife said, “Turn up your hearing aids. She said, ‘You’re Obese’.

Calling Donald Trump a sociopath feels like stating water is wet.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a round. He hears a small voice say, “You look nice today.” A few minutes later, it’s that voice again, “That’s a nice shirt.” The guy asks the bartender, “Who is that?” The bartender says, “It’s the peanuts. They’re complimentary!”

When I buy a pack of a dozen ribs, I only eat ribs 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11. I prefer prime ribs.

Republicans are so upset you’d think NYC elected a rapist with 34 felonies.

Q: Why would the Grim Reaper need a scythe if he can kill people just by touching them? A: Because he’s the Grim Reaper and he needs a scythe to reap. Otherwise, he would be known as the Grim Toucher and that might get him on a list.

It has begun! After only 2 days of Mamdani becoming the new NYC mayor, they’re teaching Arabic Numerals in NYC schools!

Me: “Change is inedible” Wife: “You mean inevitable” Me: *spitting out several nickels* “I do not”

Vegan food isn’t that bad once you add meat and cheese to it.

When I dunk my cookies in milk I think of you. I hold them under until the bubbles stop.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

I just heard Walmart is giving free turkeys to anyone who can outrun security.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn’t anything in the store is free yet?

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.

I get confused by all the yard signs. I think I may have voted for a realtor.

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, and everyone finally shut up. What’s not to like?!


Lot of them here right now!

Today is the birthday, in 1945, of Neil Young, Canadian singer, songwriter and guitarist who as a member of Buffalo Springfield had the 1967 US No.17 single ‘For What It’s Worth’. Joined Crosby, Stills Nash & Young who had the 1970 US No.1 and UK No.5 album DejVu. As a solo artist Young scored the 1972 US No.1 and UK No.10 single Heart Of Gold, and his 1972 UK No.7 album Harvest spent 66 weeks on the UK chart. In 2008 a newly discovered trapdoor spider Myrmekiaphila neilyoungi was named after the singer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZn9QZykx10

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