Tom

WEDNESDAY sneaks up on you

Stand up for your rights!

Bada Bing!

Bruce Lee had a vegan brother. Broco Lee.

This morning at about 7:45, I was in a long line at a grocery store that opens at 8:00 for senior citizens only.A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground, and rolled him away.As he approached the line for the third time he said, “Look, if you don’t let me unlock the damn door you’re never going to get in there!”

I just told my suitcases we aren’t going on vacation this year.Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

For his son’s birthday, Dad buys him a bass guitar and pays for 5 lessons.After the first lesson, the boy gets home and Dad asks “What did you learn today?””I learned the first 5 notes on the E string.” the son says proudly.After the second lesson, the dad asks “What did you learn this time?””I learned the first 5 notes on the A string.” the boy says.After the third lesson, the Dad waits at home for what seems like hours. Around 2am, the son finally comes home, smelling of whiskey and cigarettes.”Where the hell have you been?” Dad demands.”Sorry dad, I had a gig!”

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner.They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.

Which is the most desired summer body this year?The antibody.

Is it okay to start drinking when the kids get to school?Or does that make me a bad teacher?

Today is the birthday, in 1941, of William Guest who was one of The Pips. Here they are with Gladys Knight.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

First TUESDAY in June!

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Wake up, everyone! It’s June!! Maybe this will help…

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

Memorial Day

U.S. flags stand in front of fallen service members graves on Memorial Day at Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington Va, May 28, 2012. DoD photo by Erin A. Kirk-Cuomo (Released)

It’s Memorial Day. For many it’s a day for barbecue, for the beach, for burgers and beer. But I would hope that we would take a few minutes to remember those whom we have lost. There is plenty of time to celebrate victories and our military but today is the time to recognize the true cost of the wars we have sent our men and women to fight and, again, remember those we have lost.

Thank you.

Posted by Tom in Thoughts

National Gallery of Art

I was pleased to see recently that the West Building of the National Gallery of Art has reopened. As many of you know, I was fortunate enough to grow up in the Washington DC area and enjoy the many treasures there. As a young boy, my mother frequently took me to the museums and galleries and often to the National Gallery of Art, which she called the ‘Mellon Art Gallery’ after the man who made the initial contribution to the collection. I thought I would share some of the paintings that I really like there.

You will note that I have not included any recent paintings and that is simply because, due to copyright restrictions, it’s hard to get a high quality image. All of the images below are in the public domain and many are provided by the NGA as a part of their open access program.

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Aelbert Cuyp, The Maas at Dordrecht, c. 1650

Cuyp was one of the Dutch Golden Age painters. I love how he catches the morning light in this painting.

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Johannes Vermeer, Girl with the Red Hat, c. 1665-1666

Vermeer was another Dutch artist who lived mostly in Delft. This is a rather small painting and is a part of the original collection donated by Andrew Mellon. Again, the light…and the expression on the girl’s face.

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Mary Cassatt – The Boating Party

I like a lot of Mary Cassatt’s work. She was an American painter who lived most of her life in France and was a friend of Edgar Degas. A lot of her paintings are images of women in private and social settings and particularly with children. This painting was a part of the Chester Dale collection.

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Cassatt Mary Children on the Beach 1884
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Self-portrait by Judith Leyster ca 1630

Judith Leyster was a Dutch Golden Age painter whose work was highly admired while she was alive but who was almost forgotten after her death. Most of her work was attributed, until recently, to Frans Hals. This particular work was attributed to Hals until it was acquired by the NGA in 1949. I really like the sense of closeness in this painting.

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Vincent van Gogh, Self Portrait 1889

I love so much of his work. This is about the time he became most famous as an artist.

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Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Marcelle Lender Dancing the Bolero in “Chilpéric”, 1895-1896

One of his many Moilin Rouge paintings.

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Childe Hassam Allies Day, May 1917

Childe Hassam was an American Impressionist painter. He did a lot of flag paintings and I like this one. One of his others is in the White House permanent collection.

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Georges de la Tour, The Penitent Magdalene

This is apparently one of many paintings of Mary Magdalene that he did, but the only one I’ve seen. I really like the chiaroscuro effect with her features brightly lit by the candle and the rest of the painting dark.

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Auguste Renoir – A Girl with a Watering Can 1876

Finally, for today, this wonderful work by August Renoir. It was apparently painted at Claude Monet’s garden at Argenteuil. This just seems like a wonderful painting to me and I admired it when I was a six-year old boy. I think this is enough for now. I might do more later.

Posted by Tom in Art

Hamnet

Amazon.com: Hamnet (9780525657606): O'Farrell, Maggie: Books

I recently finished reading Hamnet by Maggie O’Farrell. It took me a few pages to get into it but it turned out to be a marvelous novel and one that I really liked.

This historical novel switches back and forth between two different timelines. One on the day the plague first affects Hamnet’s twin sister, Judith and the other some fifteen years earlier when Hamnet’s father, never named, meets the woman he marries – one Agnes Hathaway.

Agnes (pronounced Ann-yis) is a free spirit, daughter of a farmer and connected to the natural world. She is a kind of Cinderella in her stepmother’s household where the poet, and future playwright is teaching latin to her brother to settle a debt incurred by his father. There is strong chemistry between them and soon there is a first kiss and then wild sex in the apple shed.

When the book opens, Hamnet has discovered his twin sister ill and desperately searches for someone to help, but his father is away in London writing plays and his mother is off tending to her bees. His grandmother and aunt are nowhere to be found.

The book builds through the marriage of the playwright and Agnes as he leaves her and his children to go to London and write plays. He sends money home and buys property in Stratford but he rarely comes home which places incredible stress on the marriage. After the death of Hamnet the two of them feel deep grief but he returns to London and, five years later writes a play using a common version of Hamnet’s name in which the father dies rather than the son.

O’Farrell’s writing is lyric and often poetic and it’s an easy read. The novel was one of NYT’s best books of 2020 and I strongly recommend it.

Posted by Tom in Books, Literature