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On this day in 1835, the first article of ‘The Great Moon Hoax’ was published in the New York Sun about the supposed discovery of life and civilization on the Moon. The discoveries were falsely attributed to Sir John Herschel and his fictitious companion Andrew Grant. The articles described animals on the Moon, including bison, single-horned goats, mini zebras, unicorns, bipedal tail-less beavers and bat-like winged humanoids (“Vespertilio-homo“) who built temples. There were trees, oceans and beaches. These discoveries were supposedly made with “an immense telescope of an entirely new principle”. Five additional articles followed with more detailed descriptions.

Eventually, the authors announced that the observations had been terminated by the destruction of the telescope, by means of the Sun causing the lens to act as a “burning glass”, setting fire to the observatory.

According to legend, The Sun‘s circulation increased dramatically because of the hoax and remained permanently greater than before, thereby establishing The Sun as a successful paper. It brought the journal to international fame, and the hoax resembled crime reports that allowed the readers to play detective, trying to discover the truth. It was not discovered to be a hoax for several weeks after its publication and, even then, the newspaper did not issue a retraction.

A lithograph of the hoax’s “ruby amphitheater”, as printed in The Sun

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Most things…

Forgot about the trailer…

Uh oh…

Puns? What puns???

Uh oh…

This summer…

Gavin Newsom trolling…

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Long joke…

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I, the third one, have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here’s how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams…I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

‘Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we made wild love all night.’

Then I had to share my story:

‘When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,

“What’s for dinner, Zorro?”’

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I see that 4 Non-Blondes is coming to our area next month. Here is their biggest hit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc

On this day in 1902 the Cadillac Automobile Company was founded. Cadillac is among the first automotive brands in the world, fourth in the United States only to Autocar Company (1897) and fellow GM marques Oldsmobile (1897) and Buick (1899). It was named after Antoine de la Mothe Cadillac (1658–1730), who founded Detroit, Michigan. The Cadillac crest is based on his coat of arms.

By the time General Motors purchased the company in 1909, Cadillac had already established itself as one of America’s premier luxury car makers. The complete interchangeability of its precision parts had allowed it to lay the foundation for the modern mass production of automobiles. It was at the forefront of technological advances, introducing full electrical systems, the clashless manual transmission and the steel roof. The brand developed three engines, with its V8 setting the standard for the American automotive industry.

Cadillac had the first U.S. car to win the Royal Automobile Club of the United Kingdom’s Dewar Trophy by successfully demonstrating the interchangeability of its component parts during a reliability test in 1908; this spawned the firm’s slogan “Standard of the World”. It won the trophy again in 1912 for incorporating electric starting and lighting in a production automobile.

On July 29, 1909,^[1] Cadillac was purchased by the General Motors (GM) conglomerate. Cadillac became General Motors’ prestige division, devoted to the production of large luxury vehicles. The Cadillac line was also GM’s default marque for “commercial chassis” institutional vehicles, such as limousines, ambulances, hearses and funeral home flower cars, the last three of which were custom-built by aftermarket manufacturers. It became positioned at the top of GM’s vehicle hierarchy.

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The case of the missing sausage – a mystery…

Housing costs…

Nice Motto…

The Great Wave Off Kanagawa, also known as The Great Wave or simply The Wave, is a woodblock print by the Japanese ukiyo-e artist Hokusai. It was published sometime between 1829 and 1833 in the late Edo period as the first print in Hokusai’s series Thirty-six Views of Mount Fuji.

It is so iconic it has been imitated and used countless times…

Cookie monster version…

Lego version…

This photo from 2007 is of Rice paddy art (tanbo āto) in the village of Inakadate in northern Japan —

Christian Dior also paid homage to Hokusai in his 2007 couture collection —

and, of course, cats…

Thanks, Debra!

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Old…

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MEOW…

Today is the birthday, in 1961, of English musician, singer-songwriter, Roland Orzabal, from Tears For Fears, who scored the 1985 US No.1 & UK No.2 single ‘Everybody Wants To Rule The World’, plus over 12 other UK top 40 singles. Their second album, Songs from the Big Chair, released in 1985, reached No.1 on the US Billboard 200. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGCdLKXNF3w

Today is the birthday, in , of Christopher Robin Milne, only child of author A. A. Milne. As a child, he was the basis of the character Christopher Robin in his father’s Winnie-the-Pooh stories and in two books of poems.

Christopher Robin Milne was born at 11 Mallord Street, Chelsea, London , on 21 August 1920, to author Alan Alexander Milne and Daphne Milne. On his first birthday on 21 August 1921, Milne received an Alpha Farnell teddy bear, which he later named Edward. Eeyore was a Christmas present in 1921 and Piglet arrived undated. Edward, along with a real Canadian black bear named Winnipeg that Milne saw at London Zoo, eventually became the inspiration for the Winnie-the-Pooh character.

An early childhood friend was Anne Darlington, also an only child. Several poems by Milne’s father, and several illustrations by E. H. Shepard, feature Darlington and Milne, notably “Buttercup Days”, in which their relative hair colours (brown and golden blond) and their mutual affection is noted (the illustration to this latter poem, from Now We Are Six, also features the cottage at Cotchford Farm).

The first collection of stories about the character is the book Winnie-the-Pooh (1926), and this was followed by The House at Pooh Corner (1928). Milne also included a poem about the bear in the children’s verse book When We Were Very Young (1924) and many more in Now We Are Six (1927). All four volumes were illustrated by E. H. Shepard. The stories are set in Hundred Acre Wood, which was inspired by Five Hundred Acre Wood in Ashdown Forest in East Sussex—situated 30 miles (48 km) south of London—where the Londoner Milne’s country home was located.

Christopher Robin Milne (21 August 1920 – 20 April 1996), son of author A. A. Milne and the basis of the character Christopher Robin in his father’s Winnie-the-Pooh stories. Photograph by Marcus Adams, 14 March 1928.

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Signsses…

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On this day in 1961, Tamla Records released the Marvelettes first single, ‘Please Mr. Postman’. The song went on to sell over a million copies and become the group’s biggest hit, reaching the top of both the Billboard Pop and R&B charts. The song is notable as the first Motown song to reach the No.1 position on the Billboard Hot 100 pop singles chart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=425GpjTSlS4&list=RD425GpjTSlS4&start_radio=1

Today is the birthday, in 1910, of Eero Saarinen, Finnish-American architect and industrial designer who created a wide array of innovative designs for buildings and monuments, including the General Motors Technical Center; the passenger terminal at Dulles International Airport; the TWA Flight Center (now TWA Hotel) at John F. Kennedy International Airport; the Vivian Beaumont Theater at Lincoln Center; and the Gateway Arch. He was the son of Finnish architect Eliel Saarinen.Finnish-American architect and industrial designer.

Eero Saarinen was born in Hvitträsk, Finland (then an autonomous state in the Russian Empire) on August 20, 1910, to Finnish architect Eliel Saarinen and his second wife, Louise, on his father’s 37th birthday. They migrated to the United States in 1923, when Eero was thirteen. He grew up in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, where his father taught and was dean of the Cranbrook Academy of Art, and he took courses in sculpture and furniture design there. He had a close relationship with fellow students, designers Charles and Ray Eames, and became good friends with architect Florence Knoll (née Schust).

While still working for his father, Saarinen first gained recognition for his design capabilities for the ‘Tulip Chair’ he designed together with Charles Eames. Further attention came also while Saarinen was still working for his father when he took first prize in the 1948 competition for the design of the Gateway Arch National Park.

After his father’s death in July 1950, Saarinen founded his own architect’s office, Eero Saarinen and Associates. He was the principal partner from 1950 until his death. The firm carried out many of its most important works, including the Bell Labs Holmdel Complex in Holmdel Township, New Jersey; the Gateway Arch in St. Louis, Missouri; the Miller House in Columbus, Indiana; the TWA Flight Center at John F. Kennedy International Airport, which he worked on with Charles J. Parise; the main terminal of Washington Dulles International Airport; and the new East Air Terminal of the old Athens airport in Greece, which opened in 1967. Many of these projects use catenary curves in their structural designs.

One of his best known thin-shell concrete structures is the Kresge Auditorium at MIT. Another thin-shell structure is Ingalls Rink at Yale University, which has suspension cables connected to a single concrete backbone and is nicknamed “the whale”

Saarinen died on September 1, 1961, at the age of 51 while undergoing an operation in Ann Arbor, Michigan for a brain tumor. He was overseeing the completion of a new music building for the University of Michigan School of Music, Theatre & Dance.

Washington Dulles International Airport

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Someone’s about to lose an eye!

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Cute!

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Today is the birthday, in 1952, of American singer-songwriter-musician Doug Fieger, with The Knack. Their first single, ‘My Sharona’ was an international No.1 hit in 1979. Fieger wrote ‘My Sharona’ for Sharona Alperin, who later became his girlfriend. He died of cancer on 14th Feb 2010 aged 57. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVt2O8NnOIshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVt2O8NnOIs

On this day in 1692, five persons (Martha Carrier, John Willard, George Burroughs, George Jacobs Sr., and John Proctor) were executed for witchcraft in Salem, Massachusetts (known today as Danvers). Their execution was a part of a much larger quasi-religious hysteria that gripped the area under which more than 200 people were accused. Thirty people were found guilty, nineteen of whom were executed by hanging (fourteen women and five men). One other man, Giles Corey, died under torture after refusing to enter a plea, and at least five people died in the disease-ridden jails without trial.

A majority of people accused and convicted of witchcraft were women (about 78%). Overall, the Puritan belief and prevailing New England culture was that women were inherently sinful and more susceptible to damnation than men were. Women who did not conform to the norms of Puritan society were more likely to be the target of an accusation, especially those who were unmarried or did not have children.

Bridget Bishop, a midwife, was the first person executed in the Salem Witch Trials

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Always the two percent…

BADA BING BING BING!

Germany once banned and burned books to silence ideas. Today, a German bookstore displays ‘Banned in the USA’.

I wish my siblings would stop calling me “spoiled” just because I’m the baby in the family. The fact is, my parents kept having children until they found one they liked. It’s so not my issue.

Just remember, it takes two people to destroy a relationship. So it’s not just her fault….it’s also her mother’s.

FYI… You pee on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. My apologies to the lady at Waffle House this morning.

MAGA Republicans realizing South Park doesn’t like them is as hilarious as watching them realize that neither does Rage Against the Machine, Aerosmith, Green Day, Marvel, Star Wars, The Boys, every decent comedian… or their kids.

Cars these days have to many gadgets. I tried to reverse, and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car.

I accidentally used my real personality at work today. I’ll just take myself to HR.

Did you know that while a tinfoil hat stops the NSA from reading your thoughts, it makes your head stand out like a Christmas tree on the CIA’s hunter-killer drone radar?

Just wanted to update everyone on my diet. It’s day two, and I’m happy to announce that I think I’m okay with being fat.

Her: Does this dress make me look fat? Him: Does this tie make me look bald? Her: But you are bald! Him: Exactly!

I sleep better naked. Why can’t the flight attendant understand this?

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

What is a 3 letter word that starts with gas? Car.

What do you call a milkman wearing pantyhose? A dairy queen.

Teacher: Use the word fornication in a sentence. Me: This tie is perfect fornication like this.

We named our two kids ‘War’ and ‘Peace’. It’s a long story.

Do not believe things written on a bathroom wall. Sharon was NOT up for a good time. What an awkward conversation THAT was.

Police have confirmed that the person who fell tragically from an 18th floor nightclub was not a bouncer.

Headline – Russia lures confused old man to Alaska in elder scam.

You have to be bold to ask a person out. But if you want to ask a geologist on a date, you have to be a little boulder.

What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on one book for centuries? Church.

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Today is the birthday, in 1939, of Ginger Baker, drummer with Cream who had the 1966 UK No.11 single ‘I Feel Free’. Baker was also a member of the Graham Bond Organisation, Blind Faith, and Ginger Bakers Airforce and is also known for his numerous associations with World music, mainly the use of African influences. He has also had other collaborations such as with Gary Moore, Hawkwind and Public Image Ltd. Baker died on 6 October, 2019 at the age of 80. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_u1eu6Lpds