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TUESDAY it is!

Today is Guy Fawkes Night. It commemorates the arrest of Guy Fawkes and the failure of the so-called ‘Gunpowder plot’ to blow up the English Houses of Parliament in 1605.

On the night of November 4th 1605, following a tip-off through an anonymous letter, Guy Fawkes was caught guarding thirty-six barrels of gunpowder in a cellar beneath the Houses of Parliament in London.

The conspirators of the Gunpowder Plot were Roman Catholics who opposed the lack of religious tolerance under King James I. They planned to assassinate James and his government by blowing up the House of Lords during the State Opening of Parliament on November 5th 1605. This was to be the start of a series of actions across England that would lead to the installation of James’ daughter Elizabeth as a new Catholic head of state.

Fawkes and seven others were tried and convicted of treason and executed in January 1606. His head was among those displayed on pikes at London Bridge. Within months Parliament established November 5th as a national day of thanksgiving and it was made illegal not to join in the celebrations. The act remained in force until 1859.

A tradition was that children would make a dummy of Guy Fawkes and ask people for money (A‘Penny for the Guy’) which they spend on fireworks. This custom of going from door to door asking for money was already a custom for the poor on All Souls Day (November 2nd) and a similar tradition existed in Ireland during Halloween (October 31st).

As the tradition of making a dummy grew in popularity, ‘Guy’ became a word to mean any oddly dressed person, then in the 20th century it became the commonly used slang word of today as a way of referring to any male person.

Fireworks, Lighting bonfires (on which the ‘Guys’ were placed) and ringing church bells on November 5th also became common traditions. It seems odd to light a fire and set off explosives to mark an event which stopped exactly that happening, but the bonfire tradition at this time of year is a much older custom echoing pagan customs of lighting fires to mark the end of harvest. Bonfires were part of the Irish Halloween tradition that didn’t make it across the Atlantic into the American customs.


BADA BING!!!!!

Interesting reading…Making Marriage Work by Henry VIII

I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and have lost 14 days of happiness.

You know you’re getting old when the clothes you used to wear are now Halloween costumes.

I am often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

My house isn’t messy. It’s just creatively expressing that I live a very busy and interesting life.

According to my height to weight ratio, I should be 9 feet 4 inches. So my weight is okay, it’s my height that’s the problem.

Once all the illegals have been removed, you can finally realize your dream of replacing roofs in the scorching 102-degree summer heat.

Dear Puerto Ricans, trash day is November 5th, 2024. Don’t forget.

He climbed into the wrong end of the garbage truck.

As you get older, “PAID OFF” sounds so much better than “BRAND NEW”.

The inventor of yodeling died recently. Sadly, so did his little old lady too.

My fear of tsunamis comes over me in waves.


Today is the birthday, in 1957, of David Moyse, guitarist for the Australian soft rock band Air Supply who scored the 1980 UK No.11 single ‘All Out Of Love’ and the 1981 US No.1 single ‘The One That You Love’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY31ZH6hAFI

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Wake up! It’s MONDAY!

Today Japanese people celebrate Culture Day, a public holiday scheduled for November 3. If November 3rd falls on a Sunday, then the following Monday will be a public holiday instead.

Culture Day, otherwise known as Bunka no hi, is a day to honor traditional Japanese culture and promote the love of freedom and peace that is enshrined in the Japanese constitution.

As part of the celebration of Culture Day, the Order of Culture Awards Ceremony takes place at the Imperial Palace in Tokyo. The awards are given to individuals who have made an outstanding contribution to Japanese culture or to society as a whole. Established in 1875, the Order of the Rising Sun has eight degrees.

A total of 4,214 people have received the award on November 4th 2018, including 135 foreigners, mostly Americans. One of them was former US Vice President Dick Cheney.

Past recipients include the three American astronauts who were aboard Apollo 11, Japanese artist Ikuo Hirayama, and poet Makoto Ooka.

The East Pagoda at Yakushi-ji Temple, by Ikuo HIRAYAMA


Starting to be that time of year

The days are getting shorter…


Today is the birthday, in 1940, of Delbert McClinton, US singer, songwriter, (1980 US No.8 single ‘Giving It Up For Your Love’), worked with Bruce Channel, wrote ‘Two More Bottles Of Wine’ country No.1 for Emmylou Harris. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T2xVYRAvyU

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THURS-DAY

Holidays around the world today. It is, of course, Diwali, The Festival of Light. The celebration revolves around the triumph of good over evil, purity over impurity, light over darkness. It is one of the most important Hindu festivals and is celebrated by the Indian diaspora around the world.

Diwali marks the return of Lord Rama, who was the seventh incarnation of Vishnu, from a fourteen-year exile.

The Festival of Lights takes place on the darkest night (the first night of the new moon) in the month of Kartik in the Hindu calendar.

Across India streets and temples are decorated with spectacular light displays and colourful garlands.

In their homes, people light small oil lamps called diyas. It is believed that deceased relatives come back to visit their families on Earth during this festival and the lights are a way to guide the spirits home.

It is also Halloween and in North America and some other parts of the world, young people (and some old people) may dress up in costumes and visit their neighbors’ homes in search of sweets.

Halloween takes its roots from the old Celtic festival, Samhain Eve, when it was believed that the link between the worlds of the living and dead was at its strongest. Some scholars believe that Samhain (pronounced sow-in) was the Celtic new year. Samhain means Summer’s End and was essentially a harvest festival and a time to ask for supernatural support to get through the coming winter.


Do I remember her?? Did we have a beef???

Today is the birthday, in 1950, of American singer, songwriter and guitarist Moon Martin. Originally a rockabilly artist, he wrote the songs ‘Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)’, made famous by the English singer Robert Palmer, and ‘Cadillac Walk’, a hit for American singer Willy DeVille. Hi died on 11 May 2020 age 74. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlPHmYtqSdA

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WEDNESDAY rules!

Today is the eve of Deepavali, a public holiday in Puducherry State in India. The Festival of Lights is known as Deepavali (deep – lamp, vali – array). This is the name of the festival in Southern India and is how the festival is referred to in other Asian countries such as Malaysia and Singapore. In Northern India, it is more commonly known as Diwali, but they are essentially the same celebration.

In these countries and for Hindus around the world, the celebration revolves around the triumph of good over evil, purity over impurity, light over darkness. It is one of the most important Hindu festivals. Diwali marks the return of Lord Rama, who was the seventh incarnation of Vishnu, from a fourteen-year exile.

The Festival of Lights takes place on the darkest night (the first night of the new moon) in the month of Kartik in the Hindu calendar.


Halloween…

Scary Dogs!


SIGNZ or something


Today is the birthday, in 1939, of American singer-songwriter Grace Slick from Jefferson Airplane, Starship. Slick provided vocals on a number of iconic songs, including ‘Somebody to Love’, ‘White Rabbit’, ‘We Built This City’ and ‘Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0

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Yup! TUESDAY.

today is Republic Day (Turkish: Cumhuriyet Bayramı) in Turkey. The holiday commemorates the proclamation of the Turkish republic on October 29th 1923.

Following the defeat of the Ottomans in World War I, the allies occupied Turkey as part of the partitioning of the Ottoman Empire.

An uprising of Turkish nationalists led to the Turkish war of independence (1919 -1923). The allies left Turkish regions in July 1923.

Mustafa Kemal, the leader of the Turkish troops was named the first president on October 29th 1923 when the First Grand National Assembly declared Türkiye to be a republic officially in the new capital, Ankara, at the First Grand National Assembly of Türkiye Building.


I have questions…

Bada Bing!!

I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height. They didn’t like my critter sizing.

The other day I went to a Rocky Mountain oyster fry. Everybody there had a ball.

After spending the holidays accurately measuring the height of all my relatives, I just can’t taller rate them anymore.

Someone told me in order to drive an electric car, you must possess a current driver’s license.

I used to have a job making certain chess pieces. I worked the knight shift.

A baby camel was born without a hump. His parents named him Humphrey. 

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, I’ve always been this way.

No need to thank me for accepting your friend request. We’ll both regret it soon enough.

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention botox and no one raises an eyebrow.

The more time I spend with people, the more I understand why Noah allowed only animals on the ark.

I ran into a lamppost yesterday. Luckily, I only sustained light injuries.

The other night I told my daughter “Go to bed, even the cows are sleeping in the field.” She said, “So what’s that got to do with anything?” I replied, “That means it’s pasture bedtime.”

This just in: Unnamed sources say unconfirmed rumors have been totally substantiated by unverifiable facts.

Oh No! Clocks go back November 3rd, and I can’t remember where I bought mine from!

If someone tries to teach me geometry, I’m gonna do a 360 and walk the other way!

Men will vote republican for decades because they can’t accept light regulation on guns and then act astonished when women vote based on not wanting to die from sepsis.

Schools can’t even serve peanut butter cookies, but they’re doing secret gender reassignment surgery on students?

“He’s no Arnold Palmer.” — Stormy Daniels

Fun to watch, Evangelicals voting for a rapist who dances to gay music and talks about Arnold Palmer’s dick. What a role model.

Until tRUMP ran for president in 2016, I didn’t realize how many truly awful people there were in this country.

Against student loan forgiveness? Well, isn’t filing for bankruptcy 6 times just another name for “loan forgiveness.”

America is inching towards the metric system.


Today is the birthday, in 1944, of English musician, singer, songwriter Denny Laine who with The Moody Blues, had the 1965 UK No.1 & US No.10 single ‘Go Now’. Laine was a constant member of Wings for their entire run from 1971 to 1981, playing guitar, bass, keyboards, singing backing and lead vocals, and co-writing songs with Paul McCartney including the 1977 hit ‘Mull of Kintyre’. Laine died from interstitial lung disease in Naples, Florida, on 5 December 2023, at the age of 79. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap87QgZKTNw

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