Happy Monday!!!

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Groaners!

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?Me: I personally believe my biggest weakness is listening.

I’ve been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract.  No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.

If humans held hands around the equator of the earth, most of them would drown.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!

I have a condition that stops me from dieting. I get hungry.

Yesterday I bought a sweet car online.Previously owned by Neil Diamond.

I’ve started writing a book about hurricanes and tornados.It’s only a draft at the moment.

I was walking past the fridge last night when I thought I heard the onions singing Bee Gees songs.When I opened the door, it was just the chives talking.

I never thought I would be the kind of person who would get up at 5:00am and exercise.And I was right.

Dog wins!

Today is the birthday, in 1948 of Dan Seals – the younger brother of Jim Seals of ‘Seals and Croft’. Dan had a remarkable music career in his own right. Before moving to country music where he had a number of hits, he was known as ‘English Dan’ and, with John Ford Coley, had this soft rock hit.