Today is, of course, MARYLAND DAY, one of the most important days of the year. On this day in 1634, some 140 settlers, led by Leonard Calvert (younger brother of Lord Baltimore) and accompanied by 3 Jesuit priests became the first settlers in the Province of Maryland, landing on St. Clement’s Island in the Potomac River. In thanksgiving for the safe landing, Jesuit Father Andrew White celebrated the Mass for the colonists.
The colony’s grant was renewed to Cecil Calvert, 2nd Baron Baltimore, (1605-1675), two years prior by Charles I of England, after first being given to his father Sir George Calvert, 1st Baron Baltimore, (1574-1632), along with the title of “Lord Baltimore”.
“My Food Bowl is Empty, Sharon” – sculpture circa 1567
BADA BING!!!
After his 8th failed rocket attempt, I think it’s safe to say Elon Musk has projectile dysfunction.
My best friend said that dating after 50 is like trying to find the least damaged thing in a thrift store that doesn’t smell.
Me: Those are flies! Dog: Sky raisins!
Every tech innovation for the last 15 years boils down to ‘let’s make everything shittier and force you to pay a monthly subscription for it.’
I don’t mind getting older but my body is having a hissy fit about it.
I thought I was a good person, but the way I react when people drive slowly in the left lane would suggest otherwise.
If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
Missouri House unanimously approves bill allowing pregnant women to get a divorce. And yes it’s 2025.
My wife and I decided we don’t want children. It was a difficult decision, but we’re telling them tonight.
Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.
My son found me crying in the kitchen, wrapped his arms around me and said, “Is it because you’re fat?” Now I’m crying for two reasons.
I barely talk to anyone. So if I talk to you and you’re not a dog, congrats!
It turns out a ceiling fan will not cut a bagel in half even on high speed. Also, we need a new window.
Marjorie Taylor Greene said she doesn’t want to discuss her vaccination status. I agree – those conversations are best left between Marjorie and her veterinarian.
When I have to fill out a form asking who to call in case of an emergency, I always write ambulance. Because no one in my family is going to answer a call from an unknown number.
Old age is a thing… last night I was in bed for 20 min when I heard the pizza guy cough. Then I remembered I came to my room for my wallet.
A narcissist mindset, that didn’t happen, and if it did, it wasn’t that bad, and if it was, it’s not a big deal, and if it is, it’s not my fault and if it was, I didn’t mean it, and if I did, you made me do it.
How can we be sure that the Teslas aren’t setting themselves on fire to avoid the association with Elon Musk?
We’re going to have to color potatoes for Easter this year.
Every news agency reported that the capsule landed in the Gulf of Mexico and I’m sure the most petty man in the universe was fuming.
Donald Trump is trying to shutter the Department of Education, which will make it very difficult for students to know the last time America was grate.
If you believe that teaching about god in public schools will improve people’s morality, you first need to explain why it doesn’t work in a church.
I will never understand how they were more upset about a Super Bowl halftime show than Elon Musk stealing our social security numbers.
Today is the birthday, in 1951, of Maizie Williams, from German vocal group Boney M, who had the 1978 UK No.1 & US No.30 single ‘Rivers Of Babylon’ and with more than 150 million records sold, they are one of the Best Selling Artists of all time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3QxT-w3WMo
