Here they come!
What do dentists call x-rays?Tooth pics!
My dentist was telling me an overly long story about the injection needle, so I told him to get to the point.
I asked my dentist what was his fave rock band and he said Gums and Molars.
What do you call a person with 2 donkeys?Biased.
I’m down with social distancing, but I think my local grocery store has gone too far.They’ve put a big X on the floor to show where to stand in line at the register.I’ve seen enough Roadrunner cartoons, I’m not falling for that.
I just called the paranoia hotline.A guy answered with, “How did you get this number?!”
Remember back when we used to eat cake after someone blew all over it?Crazy times, right?
All the silent K’s in English confuse me.Like, why is there a silent K in knot?Or two silent K’s in knuckle?Or three silent K’s in Republican?
How about a little irony…
Feeding time…
Today is the birthday, in 1947, of Mark Volman who became famous with The Turtles. But I really don’t much like their stuff, so I’m going to give you Grace Slick and Jefferson Airplane and this great song.
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