Today is Mardi Gras, Carnival, Carnaval, Shrove Tuesday and many other names. It is the last day before the beginning of Lent and the last chance to feast before the fasting period of Lent. It is celebrated, for the most part, where there has been a large Roman Catholic tradition. In some countries it is a massive holiday with music, parades and dancers. Here are a few pictures from Brazil.




Paris’ Boulevard Saint Denis in 1910 against modern background

Training…



Just before the accident…




Some people don’t like our current president…








And the Canadians are not happy with us…





Bada Bing!!!!
I’m thinking of taking this wine box back to complain. It says once opened it will last for 6 weeks. It only lasted 3 days.
An old guy at the gym asked the trainer what he needed to use to impress the young ladies. He directed him to the ATM in the lobby.
Elon Musk gets a lot of hate. But it’s not enough. We can do better.
Maybe two men who fathered 17 children with 6 different women between them shouldn’t be lecturing us about family values.
I really didn’t think I would spend my 70s fighting fascism.
Sometimes my dog is so happy to see me that he pees a little. None of my friends have ever been that happy to see me.
Trump, Vance, Musk, RFK Jr, and Patel just scored 100% on the US Constitution test. However, it was a combined score!
My lawyer proved that at a speed of 187mph the 40mph sign is impossible to read.
I’ve asked myself for the 5th time today, “is this a real problem or do I just need to eat a cookie?”
It turns out that no matter how early I go to bed… I still don’t want to get up the next day.
I used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp new technology. But now anytime I see something new I’m like, “I’m not learning that unless someone makes me.”
t was taking years to develop birth control for men. But I’m so glad the CyberTruck arrived and fixed all that.
No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the server who gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch.
Attention: April Fool’s Day has been cancelled. There’s just no way to pull off a bigger prank than the clowns running America right now.
I was thinking of killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. It would really spice my autobiography up a little.
My psychiatrist tells me that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations, but I’m pretty sure that was her way of hitting on me.









David Johansen, (Buster Poindexter) the singer and songwriter who was at the vanguard of glam rock and punk as the frontman of the New York Dolls, died yesterday at his home on Staten Island. He was 75. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhZba-P7R18