Last TUESDAY in March

Today is Boganda Day, a public holiday in the Central African Republic. This day honors Barthélemy Boganda, the nation’s first prime minister on the anniversary of his death on this day in 1959. Barthélemy Boganda was a leading nationalist politician and the driving force in the creation of the Central African Republic in 1958.

Before his political career, Boganda had become the first African Roman Catholic priest in Ubangi-Shari, a French colony that is now part of the CAR. He became involved in politics and in 1946 he was elected to the French National Assembly, becoming the first representative of the CAR in the French government.

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Hmmm

BADA BING!

I invented a thought controlled air freshener. It makes scents when you think about it.

I entered the world kleptomaniac championships. I took gold, silver, and bronze.

“She was wearing unscented perfume. It came in a little empty bottle.”

I always pay my homeopathics with an envelope that used to contain money.

Alexa… remind me what I came in this room for.

When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.

How do you make a waterbed even more bouncy? Use spring water.

All of those galaxies with trillions of planets and we end up on one with a 40-hour work week.

Julius Caesar died in an ideal way, surrounded by friends.

If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from food, not relationships.

I don’t do drugs or drink .At my age, I get the same effect by standing up too fast.

Customer: Do you have Viagra for women? Pharmacist: Jewelry store, across the street.

I just found out that my life is based on a true story.

I just invented a car that only moves when the driver is silent. I mean, it goes without saying…

Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of the nightclub was not a bouncer.

Just found out that the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them any longer.

I couldn’t find any good videos for today’s birthdays so here are the Bay City Rollers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGD27WgtKhI&list=PLDHCLXs2vTkI1e-DTH5lMprpu7uAc22BL&index=80