It’s technically a holiday but I’ll post anyway.
Bada Bing!
Nothing in English starts with an N and ends with a G.
Wife: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?Me: They’re for the dogs.Wife: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?Me: They don’t know how.
Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch.Yeti never complains.(This was an abominable joke.)
We’re putting together an expedition to capture the legendary Sasquatch.If we’re successful, it’ll be no small feet.
The doctor asked if I’d like to be knocked out with anesthesia or with a canoe paddle.It was an ether/oar situation.
My gym membership costs $120 a year.That’s pretty steep considering it’s $60 a visit.
Why do bagpipe players always walk while they play?They’re trying to get away from the noise.
Applicant: Shows up 45 minutes late for an interview to be a cable installer.Interviewer: “You’re hired.”
and this…
‘The Blue Danube’ (An der schönen blauen Donau, Walzer, Op. 314) by Johann Strauss II had its first performance in 1867. Here is a wonderful performance by The Vienna Philharmonic on New Years Day in 2011 along with some beautiful dancing.
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