must be TUESDAY

Today is St. Vitus’ Day in Serbia. It marks a 14th-century battle that has become an important part of Serb ethnic and national identity. Vidovdan is celebrated as a slava (feast day) in Serbia, though it is a working day. The Serbian Orthodox Church designates it as a memorial day to Saint Prince Lazar and the Serbian holy martyrs who fell during the Battle of Kosovo against the Ottoman Empire in 1389.

BADA BING!

People on House Hunters are always saying that they need a room to entertain and guest bedrooms so family can visit. I need a moat filled with gators.

Which of the states has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda.

Lord, whatever you’re baking outside, it’s done.

The pool on the titanic is still full.

I’ve suddenly put some extra weight on. It happened by snaccident.

I learn from the mistakes of people that took my advice.

She said she missed me. Normally that would be good, but I have to get out of here because she’s reloading.

If you are buying smart water for 5 dollars a bottle and then bitching about gas prices you are a special kind of stupid.

Here’s Canned Heat