not monday but TUESDAY

Today is Saints Cyril and Methodius Day also known in Bulgaria as Bulgarian Education and Culture Day. They spread christianity among the Slavic peoples of Bulgaria, Great Moravia, and Pannonia. They are credited with devising the Glagolitic alphabet, the precursor to the current Cyrillic alphabet which is named after Cyril.

dustbuster

Bada Bing!

What do you call those things where you blow and make a wish? A breathalyzer.

Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… Sudden Lee.

I went out looking for baby formula. I couldn’t find any. But I did pick up a couple of AR-15s.

Any successful preventative measure will, in hindsight, appear to have been unnecessary.

My neighbor’s diary says I have boundary issues.

Gas is so high, that my mailman is now working from home. He called yesterday and read my mail to me.

Facebook should have a limit on the number of times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to ‘unstable’.

I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

Today is the birthday, in 1941, of Bob Dylan, winner of the 2016 Nobel Prize for Literature.