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The Lost Apothecary

The Lost Apothecary: A Novel: Sarah Penner: 9781799959397: Amazon.com: Books

I recently finished reading The Lost Apothecary, the debut novel from Sarah Penner. It was recommended by NPR and many others. I found it disappointing.

It’s basically the story of Caroline Parcewell who spends her tenth wedding anniversary alone on vacation in London. She is alone because she thinks her husband has been unfaithful. She discovers an old medicine vial and, with a bit of sleuthing, traces it to an unknown apothecary shop from 18th century London.

Penner interweaves Caroline’s story with that of the Nella Clavenger who was the apothecary and a special sort of apothecary; she sold poisons to women who wanted to poison their husbands, lovers, fathers, and other oppressive men. Visiting Nella is Eliza Fanning, a 12-year old lady’s maid who visits to acquire a potion on behalf of her mistress. Eliza is not unaware of what she is buying and, with some trepidation, does a good job of eliminating her mistress’s husband.

The book goes back and forth between the two centuries and some of it is interesting. The ending is, to me, a bit contrived and, of course, Caroline eventually finds her ‘true self’. It is presented as a mystery, but I didn’t seen any mystery in it.

It’s an easy read but, to me, it lacks depth. The characters seem to be caricatures and everything is wrapped up a bit too neatly. Read it if you like – it apparently is popular. I’m on to something else.

Posted by Tom in Books, Mystery

FRIDAYfridayFRIDAYfridayFRIDAY

Fun with headlines.

pastorpeter

This is a place in Missouri

Nice…

Some people have been waiting for October.

Here is a little music from Jay and the Americans. Note that this is not the original ‘Jay’, Jay Traynor. Instead this is Jay Black, who joined the group in 1963 after he agreed to change his name from David Black to Jay Black.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

TORSDAG

is what they’re saying in Oslo.

Just to be clear.

Twitter user @jaythechou has been Photoshopping Paddington into hundreds of movie scenes. Here are a few.

Paddington photoshopped into a famous movie scene.
Paddington photoshopped into a famous movie scene.
Paddington photoshopped into a famous movie scene.
Paddington photoshopped into a famous movie scene.
Paddington photoshopped into a famous movie scene.
Paddington photoshopped into a famous movie scene.
Paddington photoshopped into a famous movie scene.
Paddington photoshopped into a famous movie scene.

now this…

On this day in 1935, George Gershwin’s opera ‘Porgy and Bess’ premiered. Here is a familiar excerpt performed by Harolyn Blackwell.

Posted by Tom in Music, opera

SUYOIL

is what they say in Seoul.

Ironic:

fasting

SIGNS…

lost in translation



Today is the birthday, in 1948, of Mark Farner, lead guitarist and lead vocalist for Grand Funk Railroad. They had a number one hit with their version of Locomotion.

Posted by Tom in Humor, sixties and seventies

SALI

As they say in Istanbul.

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Bada Bing!

The greatest boxer of all time, Pastor Jim Jones. He took out hundreds of people with one punch.

If Jesus had been female, we’d be singing Hers in church.

Fun stuff… Bring a big bolt to an amusement part, get on a roller coaster with someone that looks terrified. When the ride starts hold up the bolt and say, “Wait!, where did this come from?”

My therapist told me to finish things I started.Today I finished 2 bottles of wine and a cake.I feel better already.

I’m finally old enough to do anything I want.Too tired to actually do it.

A mosquito just landed on my husband’s face.Easiest decision of my life.

When you’re stressed you eat ice cream, cake, and chocolate.Why?Because stressed spelled backward is desserts.

It’s been a bit of a strange day.First I found a hat full of money.Then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar.

Buy my new book…Everybody Sucks at Driving Except Me

How many times do you have to click ‘I accept cookies’ before they send you the cookies?!

Someone asked me what the ninth letter of the alphabet was.It was a complete guess but I was right.

An Ohio man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart.I would like to formally announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints.

Today is the birthday, in 1902, of Ed Sullivan, the creator and host of the TV variety show, Toast of the Town, later renamed as The Ed Sullivan Show. His introduction of this group to the US in February of 1964 was the most watched TV show in history to that point and remains one of the most watched TV shows of all time.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies