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Not Yet, Still WEDNESDAY

Just some fun today with Bill Deal and the Rhondels!

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

Dang! It’s TUESDAY already.

Philosophy of Chicken Enchiladas

Thales, 500 BC: "Wait a minute, what the heck even are chicken enchiladas? They are probably just secretly made of water or something."

Plato, 300 BC: "Chicken enchiladas aren't even real, man. What's real is the concept of chicken enchiladas."

Avicenna, 1000: "You see, God created chicken enchiladas, but he didn't have to. He could have never done it. God is good."

Descartes, 1600: "What if none of this was real? What if we are just being tricked into thinking there are chicken enchiladas by an evil daemon? Although...not that evil."

Leibniz, 1700: "yes, but what if in every other possible world, chicken enchiladas don't exist? Ergo, this is the best of all possible worlds."

Hume, 1750: "what if we woke up tomorrow and chicken enchiladas no longer tasted good? Shit, that would freakin' suck, man."

Marx, 1850: "why can't everyone have chicken enchiladas all the time? I'll tell you why: the bourgeoisie."

Wittgenstein, 1920: "There is no definitive difference between chicken burritos and chicken enchiladas. It's all just words that we agree on."

Camus, 1950: "yes, life is meaningless and short. but hey, chicken enchiladas are pretty dang good, and that's enough for me."

The fortune…

When seven-year-old Alice got home from school, her mother asked her what she’d learned that day.“We learned how to make babies,” said Alice.

Alice’s mother was shocked. She sent her daughter outside to play, then she called Alice’s teacher to complain that the things she was teaching were not appropriate for second graders.

“Did you ask her to explain how it’s done?” said the teacher.

“No,” said the mother.

“Ask her, then call me back,” said the teacher.

Alice’s mother went outside to where her daughter was playing and asked her, “So how do you make babies?”

Alice replied, “You drop the ‘y’ and add ‘ies’.”

Indian Hills

Yesterday was the birthday of Keith Relf, lead vocalist for The Yardbirds, a group that at one time included Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page and Jeff Beck. A gifted musician, Relf died at age 33, electrocuted while playing an improperly grounded electric guitar. Here’s one of their hits.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

It’s Monday

We’re not going to let anything stop us!

A good start here…

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Worldly Problems

Bada Bing!

I bought one of those universal remote controls and thought to myself “this changes everything”.

After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party.It was the Father, the Son, and the goalie host.

What do you call a Magician who’s lost his magic?Ian.

The rain was pouring down outside O’Connor’s Irish Pub. There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.A passer-by stopped and asked him, “What are you doing?” “Fishing” replied the old man. Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, “Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me.”In the warm ambiance of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a superior smart ass, cannot resist asking,”So how many have you caught today?””You’re the 8th”, replied the old man.

If you had to describe yourself in one word, what would it be? Bad at following directions.

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Thinking about the garden!

It’s the birthday (in 1685) of J. S. Bach. There’s so much to choose from!!! I kind of like this one for Monday morning, though.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music

Rosa Bonheur

The Horse Fair – Rosa Bonheur between 1852 and 1855

This past week saw the birthday of Rosa Bonheur (16 March 1822), primarily a painter of animals but also a sculptor and widely recognized as the most famous female painter of the 19th century. She was born in Bordeaux, Gironde and was the oldest in a family of artists. Her father was a landscape and portrait painter and her siblings include the painters Auguste Bonheur and Julliette Bonheur and the sculptor Isidore Jules Bonheur.

The Bonheur family adhered to Saint-Simeonism, a political, religious and social movement which, among other things, promoted the education of women alongside men. As a very young child she loved to sketch and her mother taught her to read and write by asking her to choose and draw a different animal for each letter of the alphabet. After a failed apprenticeship with a seamstress at age 12, her father began training her as a painter. He allowed live animals into the family’s studio for her to study. At 14 she began to copy paintings in The Louvre and she studied animal anatomy and bone structure in the abattoirs of Paris and dissected them at the National Veterinary Institute.

In 1849, she received a commission by the French Government and the result was the painting ‘Ploughing in the Nivernais’ which received a first class medal at the salon.

Ploughing in the Nivernais – Rosa Bonheur 1849

The focus of the painting is almost entirely on the dozen Charolais oxen, the farmer behind them is almost invisible. It is similar to some Dutch painters in its clarity and light. This painting, together with ‘The Horse Fair’, above, are her two most famous paintings. These works led to fame and recognition and she traveled to Scotland where she met Queen Victoria, who was an admirer of her work. While she was more popular in England than in France, she was decorated with the Legion of Honour by the Empress Eugénie.

Women were often only reluctantly educated as artists in Bonheur’s day, and by becoming such a successful artist she helped to open doors to the women artists that followed her. She was fairly openly a lesbian; she lived with her first partner, Nathalie Micas, for over 40 years until Micas’ death, and later began a relationship with the American painter Anna Elizabeth Klumpke.

Rosa Bonheur broke boundaries by deciding to wear pants, shirts and ties. She did not do this because she wanted to be a man, though she occasionally referred to herself as a grandson or brother when talking about her family; rather, Bonheur identified with the power and freedom reserved for men. Bonheur, while taking pleasure in activities usually reserved for men (such as hunting and smoking), viewed her womanhood as something far superior to anything a man could offer or experience. She viewed men as stupid and mentioned that the only males she had time or attention for were the bulls she painted.

With the advent of Impressionism and Post-Impressionism, Bonheur and her naturalism fell from fashion but has since recovered to some extent. She was certainly a remarkable woman and paved the way for many women who came after her. She died on 25 May, 1899 and was buried in Paris. Here is a photo of her taken in the 1890s followed by some of her works.

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The Highland Shepherd – Rosa Bonheur
Wild Boars in the Snow – Rosa Bonheur
Changing Pastures – Rosa Bonheur

Posted by Tom in Art

Friday, Friday…

Interior decorating in small NYC apartments – what we can aspire to (photos by Sallie Davies)

X Baczewsky in her home on 1st Avenue
Flloyd NYC in his home in East Village
Meta Hillmann at her home in East Village
Gerald DeCock at his home in the Chelsea Hotel
Steven Hammel at his home on the FDR
Sally Davies with her dog Bun at her home in East Village

Missed this…

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Yesterday was the birthday (in 1844) of Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov. I suppose my favorite of his works is Scheherazade, but that’s too long for this blog, so here is one of his shorter pieces. It’s very fun!

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, World