Crabs and Beer!

On this day in 1763, King George III issued the Royal Proclamation which forbade all new settlements west of a line drawn along the Appalachian Mountains, which was delineated as an Indian Reserve. Exclusion from the vast region of Trans-Appalachia created discontent between Britain and colonial land speculators and potential settlers. The proclamation and access to western lands was one of the first significant areas of dispute between Britain and the Thirteen Colonies and became a contributing factor leading to the American Revolution.

The Proclamation of 1763 dealt with managing former French territories in North America that Britain acquired following its victory over France in the French and Indian War and regulating colonial settlers’ expansion. The proclamation outlawed the private purchase of Native American land, which had often created problems. Instead, all future land purchases were to be made by Crown officials “at some public Meeting or Assembly of the said Indians”. British colonials were forbidden to settle on native lands, and colonial officials were forbidden to grant ground or lands without royal approval. Organized land companies asked for land grants, but were denied by King George III.

In the United States, the Royal Proclamation of 1763 ended with the American Revolutionary War because Great Britain ceded the land in question to the United States in the Treaty of Paris (1783). Afterward, the U.S. government faced difficulties preventing frontier violence and eventually adopted policies similar to the Royal Proclamation. The first in a series of Indian Intercourse Acts was passed in 1790, prohibiting unregulated trade and travel in Native American lands. In 1823, the U.S. Supreme Court case Johnson v. McIntosh established that only the U.S. government, and not private individuals, could purchase land from Native Americans.

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When Cerberus needs to go to the vet…

BADA BING!

Home schooling update: My child just said, “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year.”

Donald Trump’s approval ratings have fallen so hard, it’s like they were pushed down the stairs and buried at a golf course.

Dog: We were wolves once, wild and wary, stealthy and cunning. Then we noticed you have couches.

I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal because ElonGate would be really drawn out.

Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn’t that be an even number?

Someone just called, sneezed, and hung up. I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls.

95% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works!

Welcome to fall where no matter what you pick to wear, you’re wrong.

In my next life I’m coming back with money and looks instead of all this sparkling personality BS.

Wanted: Someone to brush their teeth with me because 9/10 dentists say brushing alone won’t help tooth decay. No weirdos please.

I think ghosts are just people who died trying to fold a fitted sheet.

In my experience, adulthood is mostly piling stuff up on flat surfaces and then eventually having to clean off those surfaces. (or not)

I don’t care about men transitioning to women. I’m much more concerned about republicans transitioning to nazis.

Two men wearing more makeup than their wives just stood on stage and lectured 800+ military generals on how to be “real men.”

Generals and Flag Officers sat there thinking, “This is the DUMBEST son of a bitch on the planet.” Which one were they talking about? Take your pick.

Best moment of Hegseth’s speech was when he became emotional talking about the warrior ethos and his mascara ran.

I wonder how Pete Hegseth feels about fat presidents?

Trump Orders Bondi to Prosecute UN Escalator.

Christian nationalism is the American Taliban.

“How about we all come together and say, ‘Let’s stop attacking pedophiles.’” — Sen. Ted Cruz (R- TX). And if THAT isn’t the Freudian slip of the century; idk what is.

Some days you eat salads and go to the gym, some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. Its called balance.

You really want to piss off all your friends at the end? Have a destination funeral.

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Today is the birthday, in 1951, of American singer and songwriter, John ‘Cougar’ Mellencamp, who had the 1982 US No.1 and UK No.25 single ‘Jack And Diane’, and the 1982 US No.1 album American Fool. He has had fourteen top 20 hits in the United States and holds the record for the most tracks by a solo artist to hit No.1 on the US Hot Mainstream Rock Tracks Chart, and has been nominated for 13 Grammy Awards, winning one, as Best Male Rock Performer for ‘Hurts So Good’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h04CH9YZcpI

On this day, in 52 BCE, The siege and battle of Alesia is ended by the surrender of Vercingetorix, leader of the Gauls, to Julius Caesar. Vercingetorix was a Gallic king and chieftain of the Arverni tribe who united the Gauls in a failed revolt against Roman forces during the last phase of Julius Caesar’s Gallic Wars.

As leader of the Arverni, he established an alliance with other Gallic tribes, took command, combined all forces, and led them in the Celts’ most significant revolt against Roman power. He won the Battle of Gergovia against Julius Caesar in which several thousand Romans and their allies were killed, and the Roman legions withdrew.

Caesar had been able to exploit Gaulish internal divisions to easily subjugate the country, since Vercingetorix’s attempt to unite the Gauls against Roman invasion came too late. At the Battle of Alesia in 52 BC the Romans besieged and defeated his forces. To spare as many of his men as possible, he gave himself to the Romans. He was held prisoner for five years. In 46 BC as part of Caesar’s triumph, he was paraded through the streets of Rome and then executed by garrote. He is considered a folk hero in France, and especially in Auvergne, his native region.

Poster for the French silent film Vercingétorix (1909) directed by Cândido de Faria for Pathé.

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Used to be cheaper to have babies…

Yarpy Birthdap!!

Merely Canadian…

Participant Andreas Pelowski from Germany poses during the European Beard Championship in Leogang, Austria, on September 20, 2025

Feels like Autumn

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SIGNS and Signs

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The Ndlovu Youth Choir was formed in 2009 at a childcare facility in Elandsdoorn, Limpopo, South Africa. They are all grown up now, but are not about to change the name. The Ndlovu Youth Choir got authorization from Queen to cover “Bohemian Rhapsody” in the isiZulu language of the Zulu people of South Africa. Or partially, because some of the song is in English. It is also partially a cappella, with a band joining in halfway through. The singing is sublime, the staging is sumptuous, and the video is pure eye candy. You can see more from the Ndlovu Youth Choir at their YouTube channel.

On this day in 1187, Crusader forces in Jerusalem surrendered to Saladin – a Kurdish commander and political leader. He was the founder of the Ayyubid dynasty and the first sultan of both Egypt and Syria. He spearheaded the Muslim military effort against the Crusader states in the Levant.

After a truce between the Muslims and the Crusader states was repeatedly broken by Raynald of Châtillon, prince of the Crusader state of Antioch, Saladin vowed that he would personally slay Raynald for breaking the truce, a vow he would keep. The outrage also led Saladin to resolve to dispense with half-measures to rein in Raynald, and to instead topple the entire edifice of the Christian Kingdom of Jerusalem, thus precipitating the invasion of the summer of 1187.

On 4 July 1187, Saladin faced the combined forces of Guy of Lusignan, King Consort of Jerusalem, and Raymond III of Tripoli at the Battle of Hattin. In this battle alone the Crusader force was largely annihilated by Saladin’s determined army. It was a major disaster for the Crusaders and a turning point in the history of the Crusades. Saladin captured Raynald and was personally responsible for his execution in retaliation for his attacks against Muslim caravans.

Saladin had captured almost every Crusader city. Saladin preferred to take Jerusalem without bloodshed and offered generous terms, but those inside refused to leave their holy city, vowing to destroy it in a fight to the death rather than see it handed over peacefully. Jerusalem capitulated to his forces on Friday, 2 October 1187, after a siege.

Saladin, against the wishes of his treasurers, allowed many families who could not afford the ransom to leave. Patriarch Heraclius of Jerusalem organized and contributed to a collection that paid the ransoms for about 18,000 of the poorer citizens, leaving another 15,000 to be enslaved. Saladin’s brother al-Adil “asked Saladin for a thousand of them for his own use and then released them on the spot.” Most of the foot soldiers were sold into slavery. Upon the capture of Jerusalem, Saladin summoned the Jews and permitted them to resettle in the city. In particular, the residents of Ascalon, a large Jewish settlement, responded to his request.

Saladin and Christians of Jerusalem, illustration by François Guizot (1883)

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leftover Halloween candy

Nice windows!

My thoughts exactly…

Today is the birthday, in 1955, of Phil Oakey singer, songwriter with The Human League. Formed in Sheffield, England in 1977 the group attained widespread commercial success with their third album Dare in 1981. The album contained four hit singles, including the UK/US No.1 hit ‘Don’t You Want Me’. The Human League has sold more than 20 million records worldwide. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0

On this day in 1553, Mary I, also known as Mary Tudor, was crowned Queen of England and Ireland. She made vigorous attempts to reverse the English Reformation, which had begun during the reign of her father, King Henry VIII. Her attempt to restore to the Church the property confiscated in the previous two reigns was largely thwarted by Parliament but, during her five-year reign, more than 280 religious dissenters were burned at the stake in what became known as the Marian persecutions, leading later commentators to label her “Bloody Mary“.

Mary was the only surviving child of Henry VIII by his first wife, Catherine of Aragon. She was declared illegitimate and barred from the line of succession following the annulment of her parents’ marriage in 1533, but was restored via the Third Succession Act 1543. Her younger half-brother, Edward VI, succeeded their father in 1547 at the age of nine. When Edward became terminally ill in 1553, he attempted to remove Mary from the line of succession because he supposed, correctly, that she would reverse the Protestant reforms that had taken place during his reign. Upon his death, leading politicians proclaimed their Protestant cousin, Lady Jane Grey, as queen instead. Mary speedily assembled a force in East Anglia and deposed Jane.

She died in 1558, in pain, possibly from ovarian cysts or uterine cancer. She was succeeded by her Protestant half-sister Elizabeth. Mary is remembered in the 21st century for her vigorous efforts to restore the primacy of Roman Catholicism in England after the rise of Protestant influence during the previous reigns. The policies of fiscal reform, naval expansion, and colonial exploration later lauded as Elizabethan accomplishments were started in Mary’s reign.

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Mary by Hans Eworth, 1554. She wears a jewelled pendant bearing the Tudor pearl set beneath two diamonds.

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Chicken Girl and Gumbo Guy????

Some kind of Mexican bird???

Today is the birthday, in 1959, of Senegalese singer, songwriter, musician and composer Youssou N’dour who had the 1994 UK No.3 single ‘7 Seconds’. He has worked with many artists including Peter Gabriel, Wyclef Jean, Lou Reed, Paul Simon, Bruce Springsteen and Sting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqCpjFMvz-k

On this day in 1791, Mozart’s last opera – The Magic Flute (German: Die Zauberflöte) premiered. It is a Singspiel, a popular form that included both singing and spoken dialogue.^[a] The work premiered at Schikaneder’s theatre, the Freihaus-Theater auf der Wieden in Vienna, just two months before Mozart’s death. It was an outstanding success from its first performances, and remains a staple of the opera repertory.

Detail of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart from Mozart family portrait by Croce

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Upscale neighborhood McDonald’s.

Hemingway was The Man!

BADA BING!

I came home today to find my daughter has been on eBay all day long. If she’s still on there tomorrow, I’ll have to lower the price.

I’m gonna be a terrible ghost because as hard as it is to get ahold of me now, just wait and see how fast I decline a Ouija board call.

Here’s what we do: Just tell tRUMP that Obama went to school at the electoral college and he will dismantle it.

I always said that when I retired, I was going to travel. I just never expected it would be mostly to the doctor’s office.

Vaccines are a tricky thing. On one hand we have thousands of qualified scientist saying they’re good. But then on the other hand we have one weird guy, who sounds like a drowning lawnmower, saying they’re bad. So I’m not sure. 

I don’t judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, gender, ability, or size. I base it on whether or not they’re an asshole.

Did you know if you treat conservatives the same way they treat minorities, they get very upset?

I’ve decided I’m going to avoid everything that makes me fat: pictures, mirrors, scales…

While setting up a voice recognition password on my new phone, a dog barked nearby and ran away. Now I’m looking for that dog to unlock my phone.

My ducks are not in a row. I don’t even know where most of them are. And I’m pretty sure at least one of them is a pigeon.

I don’t mean to brag, but I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.

People should give more credit to Trump for stopping the war between Azerbaijan and Acetaminophen.

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health, just think about what guns do.

It is much more striking who DIDN’T speak at Kirk’s funeral—neither of his parents, no siblings, no old friends, just his wife, Carlson, and a whole lineup of Trump people he *maybe* knew getting in their talking points.

I love the phrase “bear with me” because it can either mean “be patient” or “the zoo heist was a success”.

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older – it’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Hugo Chavez loses spot in Guinness book for most batshit UN speech.

Researchers from Tylenol find alarming link between Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein.

I just saw this fella going up a hill with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers, and rabbit’s feet. I thought: “He’s pushing his luck!”

Why do I post here? To disturb the humorless and humor the disturbed.

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I actually never really liked The Magic Flute, but here is the amazing Yuja Wang playing variations on another familiar Mozart work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGAPTRrAilY