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TOOOOOOSDAY

Today is National Culture and Senior Citizens Day, a public holiday in the Republic of Kiribati. The elders in Kiribati are an important part of society. Elder men are called Unimwane, and elder women are called Unaine.

Rather than the more familiar high chief structure, many of the islands were ruled by councils of Unimwane who met in Mwaneaba (meeting houses) to discuss and address all kinds of social, economic and political issues. The decisions made by the Unimwane are believed to be the best because they are made after careful deliberation by the oldest, wisest and most experienced members of the community.

Even though many decisions are now made by the courts and government of the country, the Unimwane association still plays an important role as a sounding board for many decisions.

Kiribati, officially the Republic of Kiribati, is an island country in the Micronesia subregion of Oceania in the central Pacific Ocean. Its permanent population is over 119,000 as of the 2020 census and more than half live on Tarawa. The state comprises 32 atolls and one remote raised coral island, Banaba. Its total land area is 811 km2 (313 sq mi) dispersed over 3,441,810 km2 (1,328,890 sq mi) of ocean.

The name is pronounced /ˈkɪrɪbæs/ KIRR-i-bass, as -ti in the Gilbertese language represents an ‘s’ sound. Similarly, the name of its people, the I-Kiribati, is pronounced /iːˈkɪrɪbæs/ ee-KIRR-i-bass.

The name Kiribati was adopted upon the country’s independence in 1979. It is the Gilbertese rendition of Gilberts, the plural of the English name of the nation’s main archipelago, the Gilbert Islands.

Kiribati is one of the most vulnerable nations to global sea level rise. According to projections by the end of the century, the sea level will be higher than all of the islands of Kiribati. In 2014, President Tong finalized the purchase of a 20 km2 (7.7 sq mi) stretch of land on Vanua Levu, one of the larger Fiji islands, 2,000 km away. A move described by Tong as an “absolute necessity” should the country’s territory be completely submerged under water.


How Brits and Aussies drive while visiting the states…

Isn’t that the whole purpose of brakes?

Geologists…

BADA BiNg!

I need to get in shape. If I were one of those victims in a crime show, my chalk outline would be a circle.

I wanted to have a nice summer body for people to look at. But I realized I like food more than I like people.

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. ‘I don’t know,’ he said. ‘She’s still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.’

Cops just left. They said if I’m going to walk around my house naked, I have to do it inside.

Nurse: Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? Patient: Yeah, I’m down for whatever. We should hang out sometime.

I love when people say “be yourself”, like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

Wife: My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After three days of trying, I think he lied to me. Husband: 😁

You are told Socialism is bad by the same people who said Segregation was good.

If you want to bring prayer into schools but not free lunch, you better stop pretending this is about Jesus. He would have fed the kids.

“Just cleared out some space in the freezer”, sounds so much more productive than, “I just polished off another pint of ice cream.”

My wife just texted me a selfie, asking “Does this dress make me look fat?” I texted, “NOO!” Autocorrect sent, “MOO!”

Space alien: Take me to your leader. Earthling: You’ve sort of come at a bad time.

In the Life Alert commercial, the lady said she fell and waited 8 hours for her friend. Why didn’t the cameraman help her?

Smart planning takes time. Stupid is immediate.

Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe.

Friendly reminder to MAGA that actual Christians would never build or celebrate the construction of concentration camps.

I want to open a TWO dollar store for people that enjoy the finer things.


Today is the birthday, in 1961, of American country music singer, songwriter, record producer, and actor Toby Keith. His chart-topping debut ‘Should’ve Been a Cowboy’, topped the US country charts and was the most-played country song of the 1990s. The song has received three million spins since then, according to Broadcast Music Incorporated. Keith released 19 studio albums and charted 61 singles on the Billboard Hot Country Songs charts, including 20 No.1 hits. In June 2022, Keith announced that he had been diagnosed with stomach cancer, he died in his sleep in Oklahoma, on 5 February 2024, at the age of 62. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKZqGJONH68

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MONDAY…is today

Today the Isle of Man celebrates Tynwald Day. It is the Isle of Man’s National Holiday and marks the annual outdoor sittings of the Manx Parliament.

The Isle of Man is situated in the Irish Sea between England and Ireland. The Isle of Man is not part of the United Kingdom, but a Crown Dependency. The head of state is King Charles III, who holds the title of Lord of Mann.

Norsemen first came to the island in about 800AD and ruled for over 400 years. During that time they established different administrative systems including Tynwald, a parliament for passing legislation. Historians have traced the origin of Tynwald back to 979AD, making it the world’s longest continuous parliament.

There is no representation from the Isle of Man in the United Kingdom parliament and UK laws do not automatically apply in the Isle of Man. Tynwald makes the laws which are given final approval by the King.

Tynwald meets regularly during the year, with an outdoor session held on Tynwald Day at St. John’s. The main event on Tynwald day is the promulgation of acts as each act of Tynwald must be promulgated on Tynwald Hill within 18 months of enactment.

On Tynwald Day any person may approach Tynwald Hill and present a Petition for Redress. The Petitions can be taken up by members of Tynwald and put to the parliament. Many pieces of legislation in the Isle of Man have been passed using this process.

The outdoor session is well attended and in addition to the parliamentary proceedings, there are plenty of other attractions such as concerts, family ceildh, firework displays, stalls and displays to keep everyone entertained.


someone moved the ‘L’…

Great name…

Today is the birthday, in 1940, of Richard Starkey, ( Ringo Starr, ) drums, vocals, Rory Storm, The Beatles. He sang lead vocals on one track on most Beatles albums, The Beatles scored 21 US No.1 & 17 UK No.1 singles. Starr had the solo 1974 US No.1 & UK No.4 single ‘You’re Sixteen’ plus 9 other US Top 40 hits. Ringo Starr and his All-Starr Band have made many tours and has featured; Joe Walsh, Howard Jones, Ian Hunter, Peter Frampton, Todd Rundgren, Edgar Winter, Greg Lake along with other guests. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOuxVDgV6CY

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THURSDAY before Independence Day in the US

Today is V.I. Emancipation Day, a public holiday in the US Virgin Islands. Across the Caribbean, many countries mark the emancipation of the slaves brought by the colonial powers to work the land, as a public holiday. The most common date is August 1st, which is the anniversary of the abolition of slavery across the British Empire in 1834.

In the US Virgin Islands, the story of their Emancipation Day is a bit different – it’s not about some colonial power finally realizing that they shouldn’t do slavery. 

The Virgin Islands (St. Thomas, St. John and St. Croix) had been under Danish control since the middle of the 18th century. The islands were suited to sugar plantations, which meant they also need a large workforce, which was provided by slaves from Africa. The slaves vastly outnumbered the Danish settlers. Indeed, one of the first slave rebellions in the New World took place on St. John in 1733, when slaves took over the island for six months. The rebellion was quashed with help from the French.

As mentioned, the British had abolished slavery in 1834. The French followed suit in 1848. News of the emancipation of slaves in nearby French islands no doubt spread to the Virgin Islands and a non-violent slave rebellion erupted on St. Croix. Overwhelmed by 9,000 slaves demanding their freedom, the Danish Governor Peter von Scholten freed the slaves, stating that “all unfree in the Danish West Indies are from today emancipated,” despite the Danish Crown having said that the last slaves would be emancipated in 1859. 


Housekeeper…

New Congressional Hats…

Cats…

Enjoy the long weekend, everyone!!!!


Bruce! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPhWR4d3FJQ

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WEDNESDAY and a busy beach here

On this day in 1839, 53 Mende people who had been enslaved and transported from Africa to Cuba revolted as they were being transported to a sugar plantation and took control of La Amistad, a two-masted schooner on which they were being transported. The revolt began after Sengbe Pieh (also known as Joseph Cinqué) unshackled himself and the others on the third day. They took control of the ship, killing the captain and the cook. Two Africans were also killed in the melee.

Pieh ordered Ruiz and Montes to sail to Africa. Instead, they sailed north up the east coast of the United States, sure that the ship would be intercepted and the Africans returned to Cuba as slaves. The revenue cutter Washington seized La Amistad off Montauk Point on Long Island, New York.

Pieh and his group escaped the ship but were caught offshore by citizens. They were incarcerated in New Haven, Connecticut on charges of murder and piracy. The man who captured Pieh and his group claimed them as property. La Amistad was towed to New London, Connecticut, and those remaining onboard were arrested. None of the 43 survivors on the ship spoke English, so they could not explain what had taken place. Eventually, language professor Josiah Gibbs found James Covey to act as interpreter, and they learned of the abduction.

Two lawsuits were filed. The first case was brought by the Washington ship officers over salvage property claims, and the second case charged the Spanish with enslaving Africans. Spain requested President Martin Van Buren to return the African captives to Cuba under international treaty.

Because of issues of ownership and jurisdiction, the case gained international attention as United States v. The Amistad (1841). The case was finally decided by the Supreme Court of the United States in favor of the Mende people, restoring their freedom. It became a symbol in the United States in the movement to abolish slavery.

The US government did not provide any aid, but 35 survivors returned to Africa in 1842, aided by funds raised by the United Missionary Society, a black group founded by James W. C. Pennington.


Nope…

A remote part of the outback…

THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX…


Yesterday was the birthday, in 1945, of American singer, songwriter and actress, Deborah Ann Harry (born Angela Trimble), best known as the lead vocalist of the band Blondie. Four of her songs with the band reached No. 1 on the US charts between 1979 and 1981. Born in Miami, Florida, Harry was adopted as an infant and raised in Hawthorne, New Jersey. After college she worked various jobs—as a dancer, a Playboy Bunny, and a secretary (including at the BBC in New York)—before her breakthrough in the music industry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU

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First TUESDAY of July!

Today is Canada Day, the National Day of Canada. On June 20th 1868, a proclamation signed by the Governor General, Lord Monck, called upon all Her Majesty’s loving subjects throughout Canada to join in the celebration of the anniversary of the formation of the union of the British North America provinces in a federation under the name of Canada on July 1st 1867, with the passing of the North American Act of 1867. 

This was a true milestone in Canada’s history – this act resulted in the Federal Dominion of Canada with the joining of Canadian colonies (Ontario and Quebec) with Nova Scotia and New Brunswick. Originally called Dominion Day, the holiday was renamed in 1982, the same year that the Canadian constitution was patriated by the Canada Act, 1982, which severed the vestiges of legal dependence on the Parliament of the United Kingdom.


Canada Cat…

BADA BING!

All you “summer is better than winter” people get outside and enjoy your hellscape.

I don’t think the U.S. can go to war with Iran and Los Angeles at the same time.

tRUMP: Iran made a very big mistake! Joe Smith: Did they elect you as president too?

What caused the invention of archery? “I really want to stab that guy but he’s way over there”.

If you miss the way things used to be, tax a millionaire, join a union, and buy local.

Don’t be sad on weekends. Cry during business hours and get paid for your depression.

My neighbor couldn’t afford his water bill, so I got him a get well soon card.

The despair you feel when important documents you held in your hands three days ago cannot seem to be found anywhere in the known universe.

The National Weather Service has just published instructions on how to bake lasagna in your mailbox.

I went for a run but came back after 2 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I’m out of shape and can’t run for more than 2 minutes.

It will really be a smartphone the day I yell, “Where’s my phone?!” and it yells back, “Down here in the couch cushions!”

Am I supposed to pray over leftovers? Lord it’s me again, with the spaghetti from yesterday.

Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. haven’t heard from him since.

I finally understand why I’m called a grown up. I groan every time I get up.

1970s creepy guys van = 2025 starter home.

It’s so hot outside, when I opened my front door, I thought I was checking on my brownies.

All it took for republicans to put their Islamophobia on full display was one Muslim winning a mayoral primary.

Despite getting trounced in the primary, Andrew Cuomo will stay in the race for NYC mayor as an independent. Well, if there’s one thing we know about Andrew Cuomo is that he does not respect the word “no”.

I went to the doctor because I kept waking up with scratches all over my body. He couldn’t find anything wrong with me. Turns out it was from Dorito crumbs in my bed.

People need to stop putting flyers on my car. No, I don’t want to see a band called “Parking Violation” at the Courthouse.


Seattle is an interesting place…

Today is the birthday, in 1946, of June Montiero, singer, The Toys, 1965 US No. 2 & UK No.5 single ‘A Lover’s Concerto’). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtH8Oz3h5t8

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