daily humor

Apr

2023

TIU’S DAY

Today is ANZAC Day, a public holiday in Australia, New Zealand, Cook Islands and Tonga. It marks the anniversary of the first key military action fought by Australian and New Zealand forces during the First World War. Anzac stands for Australian and New Zealand Army Corps. In 1915 Australian and New Zealand soldiers formed part of the allied expedition that set out to capture the Gallipoli peninsula. The plan was to capture Constantinople (now Istanbul), capital of the Ottoman Empire and an ally of the Germans. They landed at Gallipoli on 25 April, meeting fierce resistance from the Turkish defenders. The assault rapidly became a stalemate, dragging on for 8 months. At the end of 1915, the allied forces were evacuated after both sides had suffered heavy casualties.

Random Truths…

Bada Bing!

The amount of people older than you never goes up.

Volkswagen Italy, please never change your Instagram handle… volkswagenitalia.

I don’t know how to act my age, I’ve never been this old before.

My sister-in-law got a package of 96 diapers at her baby shower and my brother said, “Oh awesome, that’s 96 days worth of diapers”.

Person giving me directions: “You can’t miss it!” Me: “You wanna bet?”

It finally happened: someone asked me where the library was in Spanish. I’ve been training for this since high school.

Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said, “nothing”. Then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.

The pollen is so bad this year that Kid Rock fans are turning their meth back into sudafed.

I was having trouble with my computer at work so I called IT support.

He said, “Have you tried disabling cookies?” I said, “Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man.”

Elon Musk@elonmusk – Defund @NPR

Everyone else… Defund billionaires

Don’t try and win over the haters. You are not the jackass whisperer.

Today is the birthday, in 1949 of Michael Brown, singer, 1966-67 he was in the Left Banke, which had a 1966 US No.5 hit, ‘Walk Away Renee’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uqBTzfcIk4

Apr

2023

Ugly MONDAY

Today is Memorial Easter in Moldova, a public holiday. It is observed on the eighth day after Orthodox Easter, which means it always falls on a Monday. Called ‘Paştele Blăjinilor’ in Romanian, this holiday is also known as the Easter of the Dead or Memorial Day and Parent’s Day. The origins of this festival are pagan rather than Christian with its roots based on an ancestor festival.

On Memorial Easter, families go to church and then on to the cemetery. There, the family graves are cleaned and a meal is eaten with some food intentionally let to fall on the ground as an offering to dead relatives.

In pagan times, families would have left eggs on the graves of the dead, symbolizing rebirth. When Christianity arrived in the region, rather than suppress the older traditions, the church simply absorbed the rituals into Christian festivals. The egg was an easy one as the date of spring for the ancestor worship festival fell close to Easter and the use of the egg as a symbol of rebirth fitted well with the Easter message of resurrection.

Today is the birthday, in 1942 of American singer, songwriter, actress, and filmmaker Barbra Streisand who had the 1974 US No.1 single ‘The Way We Were’, and the 1980 UK & US No.1 single ‘Woman In Love’. She is among a small group of entertainers who have been honored with an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony Award. Films include, Funny Girl, The Owl and the Pussycat, The Way We Were, and A Star Is Born. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWoQW-b6Ph8

Apr

2023

Finally….FRIDAY!!!!!

Today is Tiradentes Day, a public holiday in Brazil. Tiradentes Day in Brazil commemorates the execution of Brazilian national hero Joaquim Jose da Silva Xavier, also known as ‘Tiradentes (August 16th 1746 – April 21st 1792). Xavier was a Brazilian revolutionary who, as a founder of the Inconfidência Mineira movement, fought for Brazilian independence and freedom from Portuguese colonial power. Tiradentes hatched a plan to take to the streets and declare independence on a day when taxes were due. The plan was betrayed and the rebels were arrested in February 1789.

During the subsequent trial, Tiradentes took full responsibility for the insurrection plot and executed by hanging on April 21st 1792. His body was quartered and his head displayed as a warning to other revolutionaries.

Xavier was a dentist by trade. This holiday gets its name from “tiradentes” meaning “tooth-puller”, which was a nickname adopted during his trial.

Story Time

Uh Oh

I’m OLD!

Drag shows have become more popular thanks to these lovely people!

Today is the birthday, in 1947, of Alan Warner, from British soul band The Foundations who scored the 1967 UK No.1 single ‘Baby Now That I’ve Found You’ and the 1969 US No.3 single ‘Build Me Up A Buttercup’. The group was the first multi-racial group to have a No.1 hit in the UK in the 1960s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSofzQURQDk

Apr

2023

THURSDAY – one more day!

Today is Eid al Fitr Holiday in many countries marking the end of Ramadan. The exact date depends on the sighting of the crescent moon.

It’s a beautiful day today. Here are the Beach Boys! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brZfudD4vKA

Apr

2023

WEDNESDAY – day of the hump

Today is the birthday of King Mswati III, a public holiday in Eswatini (formerly Swaziland). Mswati III was born on 19 April 1968 at Raleigh Fitkin Memorial Hospital, Manzini, the son of Sobhuza II (who had more than 125 wives during his reign of 82 years), and the only child of Ntfombi Tfwala, also known as Inkhosikati LaTfwala, one of Sobhuza’s younger wives. Mswati himself currently has 15 wives and 36 children.