TOOT TOOT TUESDAY

Today is Unity Day, a public holiday in Zambia. The day always forms part of a two-day break as Unity Day always take place on the day after Heroes’ Day. Unity Day is intended to help foster solidarity between the diverse groups that make up the country.

The boundaries of most African nations were not based on communities of interest of ethnic/cultural similarities. Instead they were set by European colonial powers looking at maps in Berlin or elsewhere. This has created great difficulties for African nations as they try to weld together disparate groups into a single nation.

Zambia was no exception, and its population contains over 70 ethnic groups, with nine major groups. The population speaks over 72 local languages/dialects.

When the country gained its independence from Britain in 1964, this brought the differences between these ethnic groups to the fore. While Zambia has enjoyed a stable political environment since independence, it has been affected by instability in neighboring countries, with some ethnic groups feeling an affinity across ethnic rather than national lines.

To help create a sense of Zambian identity, Unity Day was established by Kenneth Kaunda, the first President of Zambia. It aims at fostering solidarity between the various ethnolinguistic groups and maintaining the spirit of national unity. The official slogan of Zambian Unity Day is the country’s motto “One Zambia, One Nation”.


Geography is tough

BADA BING!!!!

Maybe the 10 Commandments should be posted in the RNC Headquarters instead of public schools.

Posting The Ten Commandments in Louisiana public schools should open the doors for also posting The Five Pillars of Islam, The Five Precepts of Buddhism, and The 7 Tenets of Satanism.

I see your 10 commandments and raise you 34 convictions.

If your state ranks 47th in education, maybe you should require schools to post the ABCs instead of the Ten Commandments.

A friend has inspired me to suggest that we organize a free trip for Clarence Thomas this summer to Haiti, where he can experience real life without an administrative state, and where everyone has a gun with a bump stock.

Nobody’s (more stubborn) smarter than an Android person who won’t switch to an iPhone.

I keep waiting for someone to tell me, “Yeah, I was a fruit picker until those illegals showed up.”

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same!

Finally, my bills are washed, laundry is paid, clothes are baking, and dinner is in the dryer. I got this!

Her: If you cut off my reproductive choice can I cut yours off?

Her: I’m in a really bad place in my life right now. Him: Louisiana?

Conversation tip: Ask people questions that give them an opportunity to talk about themselves. Like… What the hell is wrong with you?

My neighbor couldn’t afford his water bill so I got him a get well soon card.

I just bought a sweet car online. It was previously owned by Neil Diamond.

Wouldn’t be ironic if Popeye’s chicken was cooked in Olive Oil?

When I was a kid I would not have guessed the world would turn out to be as dumb as it is.

No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch.

Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion.


Today is the birthday, in 1952, of Johnny Colla, guitar, sax, from Huey Lewis and the News who had the 1985 UK No.11 & US No.1 single ‘The Power Of Love’. Their third, and best-selling, album was the 1983 Sports, and they contributed to the soundtrack of the 1985 feature film Back to the Future. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBl2QGAIx1s (note: music starts at about 2:10)