TUESDAY again

Today is Children’s Day in Bolivia. Dia del Nino celebrates children and raises awareness of the problems they face. Congress has a special ‘Children’s Session’.

Vasectomy Cookies
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Giving Thanks

We’ve all seen a lot of images that are ‘photoshopped’. Here are some winners of a photoshop contest (on Reddit)

This cunning duckling.
Dog wearing a plastic bag to go pee in the rain.
Eagle wrapped in a towel.
Dog peaking through a gate.
Dwayne Wade Falling into Chrissy Teigen and John Legend.
Trump peeking.

Bada Bing!

What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey.

I took my wife to that new fancy restaurant in town. As soon as the food was served I told her to let’s eat! She stopped me and said that I always pray before you eat at home. I said I know dear, but here I think the chef knows how to cook.

Trump Offers to Help Russia File for Bankruptcy.

Be right back, my wife is in the kitchen and I need to go stand in front of the cabinet she’s about to open.

Guy1: Today’s word is “largesse”

.Guy2: That’s the letter on Superman’s shirt!

Guy1: You’re so close. It’s actually the reason you can’t get into your pants.

If I had a nickel for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I would be like, why am I always getting all these nickels.

Today is the birthday, in 1951, of Alex Briley. He was born in Harlem, New York, the son of a Christian minister. He gained fame as the ‘GI’ singing with this group.