Today is Thanksgiving Day in Grenada. It marks the anniversary of Caribbean and American military intervention on this day in 1983. Banks, businesses and most shops are closed.
Bada Bing!
Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed?
Me: Here’s half my income. Daycare: Cool. Here’s a new virus every other week.
I’m always surprised when a heavily tattooed couple has a baby and it comes out blank.
A watch store caught fire! Nearby residents have been warned not to inhale secondhand smoke.
That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.
Just had my phone incorrectly autocorrect “ducking” to “fucking” which means I’ve won. I’ve finally broken its spirit. How does failure taste demon box?!
The funeral for the man that invented Tupperware was postponed while they tried to find the right lid for his coffin.
I have a “WTF is wrong with people” moment at least four times a day.
Every morning I take my pet cow for a long walk in the local vineyard. Yes…I herd it through the grapevine.
Today is the birthday, in 1984, of Katy Perry who has had eight number one hits, including this one:
Hi. I have not been getting any pictures with your posts for the last week. Just FYI.