TUESDAY, the second day of the week according to ISO 8601

Today is Restoration Day, a public holiday in the Dominican Republic. Known in Spanish as ‘el día de la Restauración Dominicana’, this holiday commemorates the start of the Dominican Restoration War on this day in 1863.

RATE DOGS – selections from the we rate dogs twitter account.

BADA BING!

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t have stolen nuclear secrets in their homes.

Why the hell did you tell your father that BDSM stands for Burgers, Drinks, and Salsa Music?! He just invited the neighbors over tonight for a BDSM party!

My problem is I’m about 10% stud and 90% muffin.

Your daily reminder; Fascism is much worse than inflation.

Ronald Reagan emptied out the mental hospitals, Donald Trump hired them.

My wife just opened my car door for me. Would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 70 mph.

And then Beer said, “Put that on Facebook, it’s hilarious!” But Beer was wrong. So very wrong.

Him: For the last 30 years all you’ve done is find mistakes in anything I say. Her: 31 years.

Today is the birthday, in 1958, of Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone, better known as ‘Madonna’. Madonna is certified as the best-selling female recording artist of all time by Guinness World Records. She is the most successful solo artist in the history of the US Billboard Hot 100 chart and holds the record for the most No.1 singles by a female artist in Australia, Canada, Italy, Spain, and the United Kingdom.