feeling a little slow?
a little slow…
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.One day I got a call from an individual who askedwhat hours the call center was open.I told him, “The number you dialed is open24 hours a day, 7 days a week.”He responded, “Is that Eastern or Pacific time?”Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, “Uh, Pacific.”
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her cardesigned to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.She keeps it in the trunk.
I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area,so I went to the lost luggage office andtold the woman there that my bags never showed up.She smiled and told me not to worry becauseshe was a trained professional, and I was in good hands.”Now,” she asked me, “has your plane arrived yet?”So I replied, “No Ma’am, The Pilot told us we’re circling the airport, 3rd in line to land” …..
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends,when one of them shouted, “Look at that dead bird!”Someone looked up at the sky and asked, “Where?”
There were Vikings!
I know that a lot of you are into baking these days. If you have a few minutes, watch this guy and see how it’s done properly.
Today is the birthday of George Frideric Handel (in 1685). Here is one of his works that I like.
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