WED-NES-DAY, The day of syllables

Today is the National Day of the Victorious Greater Poland Uprising. It commemorates the 1918-19 Greater Poland Uprising.

The uprising took place in the wake of World War One, as Poland sought to re-establish itself as an independent state following over a century of partition between Germany, Russia and Austria.

The Greater Poland Uprising, which was one of the two successful Polish uprisings, ended in the triumph of Polish insurgents over the Germans. The uprising broke out on December 27, 1918, in Poznań (western Poland) after a patriotic speech by Ignacy Paderewski, the famous pianist and diplomat, who became the Polish prime minister in 1919. The city was liberated on January 6, 1919. Almost the entire province was liberated by mid-January.

Under the Treaty of Versailles, signed on June 28, 1919, almost the entire Wielkopolskie province returned to Poland.


BADA BING!!

Dear Texas, If you’re really obsessed with going backward in time, return your state to Mexico.

Of all the poop in the world, who decided that bat shit was the craziest?

I’m looking for either buttons or a zipper. I guess I’m really just looking for some closure.

When the FBI is searching your phone for evidence but has to go through 60,000 memes.

Does anyone else feel the urge to walk out of a business the moment they see Fox News on?

Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. I run into chicken wings more often than sex.

I used to be against organ donation. Then I had a change of heart.

Not bragging, but, I do live in a gated community with 24-hour guards at the gates.  Ok. it’s a prison, I said I wasn’t bragging.

Walmart is giving free turkeys to anyone who can outrun security.

I have a pet termite named Clint.  Clint eats wood.


Today is the birthday, in 1952, of British singer-songwriter, guitarist, David Knopfler, (the younger brother of guitarist Mark Knopfler). He is a co-founder of the rock band Dire Straits, with whom he spent three years. After quitting the band, Knopfler embarked upon a solo career. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd9TlGDZGkI