Today people in many countries celebrate or continue celebrating Nowruz (Novruz, Navruz, Nooruz, Nevruz, Nauryz) meaning New Day. It marks the beginning of spring according to the Solar Hijri calendar.
BADA BING!
Those who want us to work to age 70 and the ones who won’t hire us after age 50 are the same people.
I love DST, it makes whiny people mad and that brings me joy.
When my wife was pregnant I asked the midwife how many babies she had to deliver to become a fullwife.
Watching the chickens move about the yard is very relaxing. Like poultry in motion.
My wife said, “Is it me, or is the dog getting fat”? Apparently, “It’s not the dog”, was the wrong answer.
I don’t know which is longer, a microwave minute or a treadmill minute.
That awkward moment when you’re ‘protecting’ children from drag, but not from being killed in school.
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
If it weren’t for the invention of Venetian blinds, it would be curtains for us all.
Of the multitude of foods that taste like chicken, I find it ironic that eggs don’t.
I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra when the guy on the triangle disappeared.
Doctor: No, you’re not retaining water. You seem to be retaining food.
On this day in 1965, The Temptations released their second studio album Sing Smokey. As its name implies, it is composed entirely of songs written and produced by Smokey Robinson, and several other members of the Miracles as well. More importantly, it featured one of the well known Motown releases in its history ‘My Girl’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_CSjcm-z1w
Hope you are feeling a little better.
Sending love and healing energy to you.