Today is St. Joseph’s Day. the principal feast day of Saint Joseph, husband of the Virgin Mary and legal father of Jesus Christ. It has the rank of a solemnity in the Catholic Church. It is a feast or commemoration in the provinces of the Anglican Communion, and a feast or festival in the Lutheran Church. Saint Joseph’s Day is the Patronal Feast day for Poland as well as for Canada, persons named Joseph, Josephine, etc., for religious institutes, schools and parishes bearing his name, and for carpenters. It is also Father’s Day in some Catholic countries, mainly Spain, Portugal, and Italy.
Saint Joseph’s Day is also the day when the swallows are traditionally believed to return to Mission San Juan Capistrano after having flown south for the winter. If you see some other small bird there before today, locals will tell you it is ‘not a swallow’.
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BADA BING!!!
am getting to that age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if you don’t have enough for everyone.
I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne.”
Me: Be kind, you never know what someone is going through. Also me: Nice turn signal fuck face!
Help someone in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
Lying in bed at 4AM realizing I should have said something else in an argument I had in 2012.
I often wonder what people have against the horse I rode in on.
The real reason eggs are in short supply is because all the chickens are in Congress.
Her: Oh my god it’s so huge! But according to statistics, that’s what women say about a small spider also.
id you know if you garden naked your neighbors will build a privacy fence at no cost to you?
I can’t tell if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.
Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you. I might be picturing you on fire.
Elon is having a terrible week, but hear me out – he deserves even worse.
I’ve finally realized that I have a lot going for me! My eyes are going, my knees are going, my back is going…
That hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together.
It fascinates me that giving to charities is considered noble and praiseworthy, but creating a society that doesn’t require charity is considered socialist and bad.
I miss the days when the scariest thing on TV was ‘The Twilight Zone’ and not the ‘Evening News’.
I’m so old I remember taping a penny to a record player needle just to stop it from skipping!
People who say that they don’t have time for my BS need to learn how to manage their time better.
“Remember, write to your Congressman. Even if he can’t read, write to him.” (Will Rogers)
Don’t piss off anyone who’s 65+. The older people get, the less “Life In Prison” is a deterrent.
When someone asks me how old I am, I tell them I once ate a grilled cheese sandwich while sitting at a Woolworth’s lunch counter.
PUNS
Today is the birthday, in 1946, of Paul Atkinson, guitarist with The Zombies who had four US hits, ‘She’s Not There’, ‘Tell Her No’, ‘She’s Coming Home’, and ‘Time of the Season’. He later became an A&R executive, working for Columbia and RCA, discovering and signing such bands as ABBA, Bruce Hornsby, Mr. Mister, Judas Priest, and Michael Penn. Atkinson died on 1st April 2004 aged 58. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2hXBf1DakE
