Today is the European Day of Remembrance for Victims of Stalinism and Nazism, also known as Black Ribbon Day. It coincides with the date of the signing of the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact on August 23, 1939, a non-aggression pact between the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany which divided Romania, Poland, Finland, Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia into Soviet and German spheres of influence.
BADA BING!!!!!
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice?”
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Headline… Local man paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets. Me: So the limit is 412?
It was arraigny night in Georgia.
Dang… didn’t even have time to take down my decorations from the Jack Smith indictment.
We all know that one person that is the human version of a migraine.
I’m not saying your perfume is too strong. I’m just saying the canary was alive before you got here.
I’m just here to post stuff that I find funny. If that offends you, just know I find that funny also.
Today is the birthday, in 1942, of Roger Greenaway, singer, songwriter, member of David & Jonathan and the Kestrels. Best known for his songwriting collaborations with Roger Cook: ‘My Baby Loves Lovin’, (White Plains); ‘Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress’, ‘Gasoline Alley Bred’, (The Hollies); ‘You’ve Got Your Troubles’, (The Fortunes); ‘Melting Pot, Good Morning Freedom’ (Blue Mink); and ‘Something’s Gotten Hold of My Heart’ (Gene Pitney) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTcN4Mm4ZDI
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