It’s a showery TUESDAY here.

Today is Tomb Sweeping Day (Qingming Festival) a traditional Chinese festival observed by Han Chinese in many countries. It is a public holiday in Taiwan. Detailed instructions for how to celebrate can be found HERE.

Check your watch

Bada Bing!!

The only thing to fear is fear itself.And stupid. We should be scared shitless of stupid.

Come on in, sorry about the mess. We’re just in the middle of not caring anymore.

European out-of-office message…I’m away camping for the summer. Please call back in September. American out-of-office message…I have left the office for two hours to undergo kidney surgery but you can reach me on my cell at any time.

I threw a boomerang once and it didn’t come back. I live in constant fear.

Crazy times we’re living in. I keep hitting the “escape” key, but I’m still here.

Bacon is 73% fat and very salty. Me too bacon, me too.

My neighbor is in the GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS. He’s had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone’s throw away, in fact.

A joke my dog told me this morning…What happens when you stop taking your meds? Your dog starts talking to you.

What does a janitor say when he jumps out of the closet? Supplies!

National Library Week

Today is the birthday, in 1950, of Agnetha Faltskog, Swedish vocalist. She scored many hits with the group ABBA. Here is their first big hit which won the Eurovision contest in 1974.