TOOSDAI

Today is Constitution Day in Poland. In Polish, it is known as ‘Swieto Trzeciego Maja’, which means ‘National Third of May day’. Constitution day marks the declaration and adoption of Poland’s first constitution on 3 May 1791. Poland’s constitution was the first constitution to be adopted in Europe and second only in the world – the American constitution of 1789, being the oldest.

What??

Bada Bing!

“Never odd or even” spelled backward is still “never odd or even”.

The older I get the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

The teacher asked me to tell the class something I’m not very good at that begins with the letter N. I said, “Spelling”.

I was waiting for my daughter at school when another parent asked what year my daughter was in. I said, “2022”.

I went to see my doctor and he asked me to provide a stool sample. So I signed up for a woodworking class. He looked concerned when I told him it would take me a couple of months to produce.

Running feels great unless you compare it to not running.

I’m a school teacher and if I actually could indoctrinate your children, they would wear deodorant and stay off their phones during class.

Whoever snuck the S in fast food was a clever little bastard.

Alexa… Why are people today so dependent on technology?

People don’t want to hear your opinion. They want to hear their opinion coming out of your mouth.

Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of an 18th-floor nightclub was not a bouncer.