I can’t believe it’s WEDNESDAY already!

On this day in 1920, the 19th Amendment to the Constitution was certified. The amendment prohibits the United States and its states from denying the right to vote to citizens of the United States on the basis of sex, in effect recognizing the right of women to vote. The amendment was the culmination of a decades-long movement for women’s suffrage in the United States, at both the state and national levels, and was part of the worldwide movement towards women’s suffrage and part of the wider women’s rights movement.

Before 1776, women had a vote in several of the colonies in what would become the United States, but by 1807 every state constitution had denied women even limited suffrage. The Nineteenth Amendment enfranchised 26 million American women in time for the 1920 U.S. presidential election, but the powerful women’s voting bloc that many politicians feared failed to fully materialize until decades later.

Some dogs live very well…

BADA BING!!!

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You’ll find out that your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

After researchers found that women who jog without a bra get longer breasts, some men have started running without underwear.

Medicare will pay for your heart surgery. It will not pay for the glasses you need to read the bill afterward. Medicare doesn’t cover your teeth, eyes, or your ears. 3 things retirees actually need.

I saw an overweight woman at the bus stop today. I asked her, “When is it due?” She said, “I’m not pregnant, you rude prick!” I said, “I meant the bus, you fat bitch!”

Just be thankful that Covid hit us when Dr. Fauci was the Chief Medical Advisor. Can you imagine if Kennedy was in office, we’d all be dead.

Stop leaving your kids with the grandparents. I recently asked my nephew how old he was. He said, “God willing I’ll be 7 in June.”

“I CAN’T BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE COMPARING TRUMP TO SATAN. YES, HE’S EVIL, BUT HE’S CERTAINLY NOT AS EVIL AS TRUMP”.

Some are upset that tRUMP keeps falling asleep. I’m pissed off that he keeps waking up.

Can’t stop thinking about people who first ate mushrooms through trial and error. You know like, this one tastes like beef, this one killed Kevin instantly, and this one made me see God for 2 weeks.

Doc: I’m just waiting for your X-Ray.Female patient: But I’ve never dated anyone named Ray.Doc: And we might do a brain scan.

Employee: Sir, could I have a day off to help my mother-in-law move?Boss: Absolutely not! Employee: Thank you so much, I knew I could count on you!

There’s something deeply bizarre about the possibility that humanity’s first truly simultaneous global celebration, across every time zone, might be triggered by the death of a single human being.

Someone should form an organization of missionaries to go into American evangelical churches and convert them to Christianity.