TOO TOO TOO TUESDAY!!

Today is the Day of the Flemish Community – a sort of public holiday in parts of Belgium. It commemorates the Battle of the Golden Spurs on this date in 1302. In that year,

Flemish citizens of the city Bruges rebelled against the French king, Phillip IV, and attacked the French governors of Flanders. Consequently, the enraged king sent an army consisting of 2,500 knights and squires, along with the support of 15,000 infantry, to punish the Flemish citizens.

In an open field outside the Flemish city of Kortrijk (Courtrai), the army of the king and 9,000 Flemish militia (an army of non-professional civilian soldiers), consisting mainly of infantry, clashed on July 11 in a seemingly one-sided battle. Anybody would think that the massive army of soldiers of the French king would have easily defeated the town militia. But not quite. It was a decisive victory for the Flemish community in which the commander of the French army, Robert II of Artois, was caught and killed on the battlefield. Moreover, the town militia slaughtered at least a thousand French cavaliers and collected thousands of golden spurs from their fallen foes that gave the battle its name.

The Flemish Lion


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Bada Bing!

If you want something done weird, you have to do it yourself!

We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.

I was born a sinner. My sin is mentioned in the Bible 25 times. I tried to change but couldn’t. Luckily, society has learned to accept left-handed people.

My friends are a bad influence. And I would just like to thank them for that.

Sometimes I just don’t like people. They make me wanna say bad words.

I should be getting older and wiser. Instead, I’m getting older and wider.

Mrs. Lincoln complaining to Abe. Would it kill you to take me to a show once in a while?

I saw a bumper sticker that said, “I’m a veterinarian, I can drive like an animal.” Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road.

I may not have been my mother’s favorite child, but I was the first one she thought of when the police showed up.

You know you bought the right fireworks when the guy running the stand gives you a high four.

In today’s episode of ‘how strong is your marriage, we take a trip to Home Depot to pick out a shade of white.

You don’t realize how many back roads your town has until you ride with someone that has a suspended driver’s license.

Today is the birthday, in 1951, of Bonnie Pointer, singer with American R&B singing group The Pointer Sisters who had the 1981 US No.2 single, ‘Slow Hand’ and the 1984 UK No.2 single ‘Automatic’. The Pointer Sisters have won three Grammy Awards and had 13 US top 20 hits between 1973 and 1985. She died on 8 June 2020 from a cardiac arrest aged 69. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iwBM_YB1sE