Today is Independence Day in Belize, a public holiday. This holiday marks Belize being granted independence from Britain on this day in 1981. It became a British colony in 1840, known as British Honduras, and Britain formally declared the settlement a British Crown Colony, subordinate to Jamaica in 1862. Under a new constitution, Britain granted British Honduras self-government in 1964. On June 1st 1973, British Honduras was officially renamed Belize. Independence was achieved from the United Kingdom on 21 September 1981.
Great door mat!
Bada Bing!
I just put a stick in a non-stick pan.
I did a little mechanics work today. Put a rear end in a recliner.
“If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?” — Steven Wright
My sister has this weird OCD where she organizes her plates by color. It’s a very rare dish order.
Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up…Right after I finish laughing.
I like to help people find things by pointing out that it’s around here somewhere.
My wife never complained about anything until I got hearing aids.
Queso = Spanish for cheese. K,so = Southern for here’s the plan.
Comfort Inn Sign: Now pet-friendly! Except for bears. We’re not making that mistake again.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is what happens when the ventriloquist dies but the dummy keeps on talking.
Sometimes people ask me how I know all the random shit I know. All I can say is, that I have ADHD, an internet connection, good research skills, and zero self-regulatory mechanisms.
Today is the birthday, in 1946, of Mick Rogers, chiefly known for his time With Manfred Mann.
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