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THURSDAY lives again!

Today is Heroes Day in Mozambique; a day to remember those who gave their lives in the struggle for independence. February 3 is the date that independence leader Eduardo Mondlane was assassinated in Tanzania by the Portuguese government.

This is just harsh.

Control Group

Sounds a bit like our former President.

Hegel: "The history of the world is none other than the progress of the consciousness of Freedom, towards the Absolute ideal free society."
Ludwig Feuerbach: "Interesting, Hegel, and through pure reason we can grasp this freedom?"

Hegel: "Our ideas can't come from “pure reason”, each of us is trapped in our moment of history and can only engage in the dialectic of our time."
Feuerbach: "so even when we reach the absolute ideal, we won't know it."
Hegel: "What? No, we've already reached it."

Feuerbach: "What."
Hegel: "I finished the dialectic myself. Philosophy is done."

Hegel: "The ideal free society is a constitutional monarchy with strong Christian ethics."

Feuerbach: "What."

Feuerbach: "So this is it? What about poor working people who are excluded from political life?"
Hegel: "Yeah, but the rabble should be excluded,  they are stupid."

Feuerbach: "What about women? They will never raise their consciousness of freedom?"
Hegel: "How? They are free to obey their husbands now."

Feuerbach: "What about democracy?"
Hegel: "Nah, Democracy sucks, everything is perfect the way it is now."
Feuerbach: "That seems...unlikely."

Hegel: "Also, have i told you my theory about how Germans are better than other races? I used philosophy to discover this, by the way, not racism."

Today is the birthday, in 1940, of Angelo D’Aleo, singer with Dion and the Belmonts. The group began singing together in 1957 and was named for the Belmont section of the Bronx – known as the Little Italy of the Bronx. Here’s one of their hits.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

It’s WEDNESDAY all day

Today, Estonians are celebrating the anniversary of the Tartu Peace Treaty that ended the Estonian War of Independence.

Full service…

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Been there…

So our company has this cool thing... where if you do your job very well you get to do other people jobs too.

Today is the birthday, in 1942, of Graham Nash, who had several big hits with Crosby, Still and Nash. I have always liked this one.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

TIUSDAY

Today is, of course, the Lunar New Year and is particularly celebrated in most countries of East Asia and many other countries with substantial numbers of residents with East Asian backgrounds. Today is also Nauru Independence Day recognizing the day in 1946 when the Nauruans were returned from Truk.

Penguin.

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Before Bitcoin

Bada Bing!

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough.

My goal is to be that old person everyone is afraid to take out in public.

Someone offered me grapes but I declined.I’m not used to consuming wine in pill form.

I think “nonfungible” sounds like it means “cannot be turned into a mushroom”.

An orchestra of 120 players takes 40 minutes to play Beethoven’s 9th Symphony. How long would it take 60 players to play the symphony?

A pastor of a church is sitting in his study when the phone rings. “Hello, is this Pastor Jones?” the caller asks. “It is”, replies the Pastor. “This is Bill Johnson with the Internal Revenue Service. I was wondering if you could answer a few questions for me?”

“I’ll try”, said the Pastor. “Do you know John Timmons?” “I do”. “Is he a member of your congregation?” “Yes, he is”.”Did he donate $30,000 to the church?” “…He will.”

Where’s the delete winter button?

You know you’re a bad driver when Siri says, “In 400 feet, stop and let me out.”

You know your credit is really bad when you receive a credit card offer that is pre-declined.

Have you ever heard a rumor about yourself and actually wanted to hear more? Like DAMN! What did I do next!

Guy 1: Redistribution of wealth doesn’t work. Guy 2: Did the guys with the wealth tell you that?

I’m the kind of wife who will help my husband look for his chocolate that I already ate.

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the station wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices in my head.One says, “Eat the chocolate.”The other says, “You heard her, eat the chocolate!”

I can’t decide whether to end on a neurology joke or a proctology joke.So I guess I’ll flip a coin, heads or tails.(Whoops, it landed on its edge.)

Today is the birthday, in 1934, of Bob Shane, one of the original Kingston Trio who had this number one song.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

MONDAY already

Today is Spring Festival Eve in China. Tomorrow is the Lunar New Year in China and many other East Asian Cultures. It is commonly referred to as the Spring Festival.

Savor the moment…

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If flight attendants were allowed to say what they really mean... or how they really feel about their crappy jobs.

Homes for sale. The market is hot! Buy now!!

Funny real estate photo fail.
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Funny real estate photo fail.

Even superheros are having to tighten their belts.

Norse gods have to take the subway…

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On this day in 1976, ABBA knocked Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody from the number one spot with this song. Ironically, Queen’s song contained the line: “mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia let me go”.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

Those Other Books

I’m sure it seems from my book reviews that I very much like every book I read. That is decidedly not the case. I start many more books than I finish. Here are a few that recently failed to complete for one reason or another.

C Pam Zhang on Twitter: "My debut novel, HOW MUCH OF THESE HILLS IS GOLD,  is out today. It's a new American epic for some of the rest of us, and it

I really wanted to like this book by C Pam Zhang. It was a ‘notable book of the year’ for the NYT, WaPo, NPR and was longlisted for the Booker Prize. It started off fine with a story about orphaned children of 19th century Chinese immigrants trying to survive but then swerved into giant buffalo bones and tiger paw prints that made no sense to me in the context of the book. I moved on.

Title details for Riot Baby by Tochi Onyebuchi - Wait list

This is the first ‘adult’ book by Tochi Aneybuchi and I think it shows. It won high accolades and a large number of awards, but I just couldn’t get into it. It seems to me that it relies far too much on the ‘superhero’ trope and I just don’t enjoy that.

Title details for The Ministry for the Future by Kim Stanley Robinson - Wait list

Apparently some people liked this book by Kim Stanley Robinson. I found it incoherent and virtually unreadable. It starts off promisingly enough with a massive heat wave that engulfs a part of India and kills thousands. This doesn’t seem far out of the realm of possibility to me. Then Robinson begins rapidly changing the POV, timeline, location, principals so quickly and in ways that seemed to me to be unrelated that I was unable to follow the book.

Title details for The White Ship by Charles Spencer - Wait list

I liked this book but eventually it seemed interminable. Spencer follows the course of the English monarchy and its Norman cousins from the Norman invasion through decades of conflict with a huge cast of characters and battles. I generally love good histories, but the level of detail Spencer offers us in eventually excruciating. I might try this again if I’m trapped alone for several years with nothing else to read.

Title details for Celestial Bodies by Jokha Alharthi - Available

This is another book that I very much wanted to like. Here’s a blurb from the publisher:

In the village of al-Awafi in Oman, we encounter three sisters: Mayya, who marries after a heartbreak; Asma, who marries from a sense of duty; and Khawla, who chooses to refuse all offers and await a reunion with the man she loves, who has emigrated to Canada.

These three women and their families, their losses and loves, unspool beautifully against a backdrop of a rapidly changing Oman, a country evolving from a traditional, slave-owning society into its complex present. Through the sisters, we glimpse a society in all its degrees, from the very poorest of the local slave families to those making money through the advent of new wealth.

The first novel originally written in Arabic to ever win the Man Booker International Prize, and the first book by a female Omani author to be translated into English, Celestial Bodies marks the arrival in the United States of a major international writer.

It looks really interesting and it may be that I was too busy with other things at the time I read it, but it seemed to take forever to get started and it was hard for me to keep the names straight for some reason. I’ve put it back in my queue, but my queue has over 100 entries, so it may be a while.

Posted by Tom in Books