Tom

Bada Bing!

Yes, Bruce Lee was extremely fast, but did you ever meet his faster brother… Sudden Lee?

If you don’t need a mask because God will protect you, why do you need a gun?

“Welcome to social media.”A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly. 

You know, in high school if you didn’t believe in science it was just called failing. Michelle Wolf

A six-ton behemoth with spikes and a giant tentacle growing out of its face sounds way creepier than just ‘elephant

When I see rich, snooty looking women at the grocery store, I pretend to need something and say, “Excuse me, do you work here?” Just to keep things real.

So, someone who sews is called a sewer, right?…

Well-tailored pun there…Sew it seams I’m hanging on by a thread. You’ve got me in stitches! Needles to say, it’s a solid question.

Music today by Martha and the Vandellas.