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A man survived a Kodiak bear attack with just a .22 pistol.The friend he shot in the knee was not as lucky.
The only reason the pyramids still exist in Egypt is that they were too heavy for the British to steal and put in the British Museum.
A boss hangs a poster in his office that says, “I am the boss, do not forget!”He returns from lunch and finds a note on his desk.”Your wife called, she wants you to bring her poster back home.”
One great thing about this heat, no one is waiting in your backseat to kill you.
Lawyer in court… I’d to request a brief recess, your honor. My witness’s pants are on fire.
In time, chemistry jokes will get no reaction, and physics jokes will lose momentum.
I have not figured out how to have a wine collection.I do, however, have an extensive cork collection.
Doctor: My advice is to eat more food from the ocean.Wife: Where are you going?Husband: I’m taking the pig to the beach.
The person who fixes the roof of Big Ben is always working overtime.
Husband: Honey, can you toast some muffins?Wife: Raises wine glass. Here’s to muffins.
Signsssss
Today is the birthday, in 1942, of Roger McGuinn, frontman and leader of The Byrds.
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