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and WEDNESDAY rolls around

Brilliant passive-aggressive sign.
Brilliant passive-aggressive sign.
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On this day in 1979, Blondie hit number one with ‘Heart of Glass’. It was the first of four number one hits for the group.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

Tuesday, Tuesday…

Virus Consulting

The transition from rural to suburban…

Chicken stroller.

Teach your kids!

Bada Bing!

What is the first prize in a competition to lose muscle mass? A trophy.

Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.In our lab, theory and practice are combined,nothing works and no one knows why.

If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor, then Who is.

How to cook crack and clean a crab.Step one: Use commas.

Back in my day, we didn’t have cup holders in our cars.We had to hold our beer between our legs to drive.

I haven’t shoveled the driveway once this year, since I got the flame thrower.

A pastor was giving a children’s sermon and asked: Why do you think I wear this collar?One kid answered: Because it kills ticks and fleas for up to 30 days?

I don’t want to brag or make anyone jealous, but I can still fit into the socks I wore in high school.

One day Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook will join and be called Youtwitface.

It’s sad that even your very best homework efforts gets your kid detention.

I need a new friend. The last one escaped.

Her: Ohhhh…. undress me with your words.Him: There’s a spider in your bra.

If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.

Other than if I slowed my breathing and stopped blinking, I’m not sure if it would be possible for me to be any lazier than I’ve been today.

I accidentally called Alexa “Siri”. Now the thermostat is set to 90 degrees and I can’t unlock my doors or open my windows.

The first rule of the Condescending Club is really kind of complex and I don’t think you’d understand it even if I explained it to you.

Why it takes me so long to do this every morning…

I didn’t find any good birthday’s today, so here’s another song from the sixties….

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and yet another MONDAY…

Monday…

Fully Vaccinated

Not the brightest bulb…

the Challenge…

Today is the birthday, in 1938, of Maurice Williams. With The Zodiacs he wrote and performed ‘Stay’.

Posted by Tom in doo-wop, Humor, Music

Nomadland

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I note that the film, ‘Nomadland’ is nominated for several Academy Awards. I read the book it is based on in 2018 and posted a short review on Facebook. It’s the story of the many thousands who have lost their homes and been forced to live in campers, trailers, vans and so forth…’wheel-estate’. It’s a very difficult existence, scrabbling to make a bit of money and always at the mercy of those who can evict them from their bit of hardtop at any time. It’s just going to get worse when the eviction moratoriums expire soon and thousands, maybe millions are evicted from their homes.

So do what you can to encourage affordable housing policies and, if you see someone in a van or camper parked in the woods or in a parking lot overnight, don’t call the cops…they may have nowhere else to go.

Here’s what I wrote back in 2018:

I just finished reading ‘Nomadland’ by Jessica Bruder. It’s a rather depressing book about the tens of thousands…maybe more, no one knows…who lost essentially everything in the Great Recession and have traded in their middle-class lives for ‘wheel-estate’. hopping from one temporary, low-wage job to another while living in their vans and trailers.They are working as Amazon ‘Camperforce’ – 70 and 80-year olds walking 15 miles or so on a concrete floor stooping, reaching, bending and pulling for trivial wages to help Amazon deliver its goods during the holiday season. Amazon has dispensers on the walls giving out free ibuprofen and acetominephen.The work as campground hosts in the summer, again for minimal wages and they work the sugar beet harvest in North Dakota in the late fall – all just to get by for another year.Check out their website – Amazon has one for camperforce and workamper.com is informative about the jobs that are available.For those of us who are comfortable in retirement, it’s worth a read to understand the challenges facing those who aren’t.

Posted by Tom in Books, nonfiction, Politics & Government

In the Kingdom of Men

In the Kingdom of Men: Barnes, Kim: 9780307474698: Amazon.com: Books

I recently finished reading ‘In the Kingdom of Men’ by Kim Barnes and I liked it. It’s well-written and an easy read but with frequent twists, turns and surprises.

As the NYT reviewer points out, it takes a bit of self-confidence to name the book after a quote from the Bible and then start chapter one with ‘In the beginning…’, but Kim Barnes pulls it off. The protagonist and narrator, a young American girl from Oklahoma named ‘Gin’ is raised by her fire-and-brimstone grandfather who tells her that she is a ‘daughter of Eve, a danger to herself and a temptation to all around her’. The book is the story of what the men around her view as her many transgressions. Gin is filled with defiance against all the rules that box her in and her refusal to be looked down upon.

Gin demonstrates her defiance (and transgressions) by getting pregnant on her first date with young Mason McPhee, a local college-bound boy. Her grandfather shuns her but Mason does ‘the right thing’ in 1967 by marrying her, giving up his dream of college and going to work in the oil patch. Gin has a miscarriage and cannot have any more children so things look bleak in their little honeymoon shack.

But Mason is recruited by Aramco which is building an American empire in Saudi Arabia. Just like that the two find themselves in a spacious, sumptuously-appointed house with a houseboy and a gardener in an American ‘compound’ in Eastern Saudi Arabia. After a few hours of orientation, Mason is sent to an offshore oil rig and Gin is left to figure out life in the Aramco compound and the rules. There are lots of them. Women are not allowed to leave the compound except in the company of men. They are not allowed to drive where they might be seen by Arab men. While alcohol is officially forbidden, most houses have a still to manufacture their own ‘sadiqi’. “Houseboys” tidy up; husbands go off to work; wives laze in bathing suits by the pool and have discreet affairs. “You take a bunch of healthy men and women, fence them up in the middle of the desert, throw in some sadiqi juice and see what happens,” one woman tells Gin. “It’s like ‘Peyton Place’ around here.” Outside are the realities of Saudi Arabia: women can’t walk alone or drive, and must dress in modest attire.

Gin manages to defy most of these rules. She becomes friends with her Punjabi houseboy and treats him as an equal – something viewed with horror by the other wives. She defies Islamic custom by wandering a market town with a bare-armed friend. She defies her husband by going off with an Italian photographer to film student protests during the Six-Day War. She makes one girlfriend but refuses to play by the rules. She doesn’t take golf lessons or learn to play bridge from the boss’s wife despite repeated invitations.

Meanwhile, accidents are happening off base and Mason gets involved in trying to stop them and the corruption and bigotry that fuel them and Gin, driven mad by loneliness and the strictures that surround her gets involved in dramas of her own. It’s a complex story about American venality and greed and those who defy the norms or try to change things get dealt with…one way or another.

As I said at the beginning, I liked this book a lot. I think most of you will too. Put it on your list.

Posted by Tom in Books, Literature