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TOOSDAY

Today is the anniversary of the discovery of the statue Aphrodite of Melos, better known as Venus de Milo. The statue is an ancient Greek marble sculpture that was created during the Hellenistic period. Its exact dating is uncertain, but the modern consensus places it in the 2nd century BC, perhaps between 160 and 110 BC. It was rediscovered in 1820 on the island of Milos, Greece, and has been displayed at the Louvre Museum since 1821. Since the statue’s discovery, it has become one of the most famous works of ancient Greek sculpture in the world.

The Venus de Milo is believed to depict Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love, whose Roman counterpart was Venus. The statue is missing both arms, the left foot, and the earlobes. There is a filled hole below her right breast that originally contained a metal tenon that would have supported the right arm. The sculpture was originally identified as depicting Aphrodite holding the apple of discord as a marble hand holding an apple was found alongside it; recent scientific analysis supports the identification of this hand as part of the sculpture.


I’ll stick with the cow…

Sue and Rick


chat + eau = chateau

Health nut??

BADA BING!!!

Imagine telling Denmark they don’t do enough for people in Greenland when Greenland has universal healthcare and you don’t.

So after arguing for an hour with a man who said I was in his seat, he finally said, “OK, YOU fly the plane!”

Canada elected a guy with a PhD in economics from Oxford. Mexico elected a woman with a degree in physics and a PhD in energy engineering. America elected a geriatric orange conman who talks like a carnie and went bankrupt six times.

Until the day I die, I will never understand how they were more upset about a Super Bowl halftime show than Elon Musk stealing our social security numbers.

Could we just commission artists to paint unflattering portraits of him every day to keep him occupied?

I was watching a TV show for about 10 minutes and this lady was listing all of these great things to do for fun. Then I realized that it was one of the religious channels and she was reading a list of sins.

Don’t worry Greenland. One more bottle of whiskey and Pete Hegseth will text you the complete invasion plans.

It’s disgusting that we live in a country where a homeless veteran who served his country can sleep in a cardboard box, while a draft dodger who works tirelessly to tear his country down can sleep in the White House.

Shout out to everyone who got through the day without taking a nap. Pulled an all-dayer today. 

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

I think it’s disgraceful that after 50 years, people don’t know who Neil Armstrong was … or even the type of trumpet he played!

I went for a run but came back home after 2 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I’m fat and can’t run for more than 2 minutes.

Must be miserable to go about life thinking scientists, historians and journalists spent their entire lives lying to you, but a reality TV celebrity with decades of documented fraud is telling you the truth.

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Neither do I.

Happy B-day to all celebrating it this month! I hope you’re celebrating the way you came into this world. Naked and screaming.

Subway sign… Our footlong subs are 12 inches even when it’s cold.

I would rather the USA not be Trump’s 7th bankruptcy.

If one of my jokes offended you, it’ll probably happen again. I’m a repeat offender.

If you find a snakeskin, it means the snake shed it so it could grow bigger. Same thing if you find my clothes at Goodwill.


Even on Gilligan’s island, they listened to the professor, not the millionaire.


Here’s QUEEN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO6D_BAuYCI

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Rainy MONDAY

Today, Rwanda memorializes victims of the 1994 genocide against the Tutsi. Also known as Kwibuka (‘To Remember’), this day marks the beginning of the national mourning period.

The Rwandan genocide was a mass slaughter of Tutsi in Rwanda during the Rwandan Civil War, which had started in 1990. It was directed by members of the Hutu majority government during the 100-day period from April 7th to mid-July 1994.

It is estimated that up to 1,000,000 Rwandans were killed, constituting an estimated 70% of the Tutsi population. Additionally, 30% of the Pygmy Batwa were killed. The genocide and widespread slaughter of Rwandans ended after the Tutsi-backed and heavily armed Rwandan Patriotic Front, led by Paul Kagame, took control of the capital and the country.


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On this day in 1805, Beethoven’s Third Symphony had it’s premier performance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hsi8AjNVlU

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FRIDAY for all

Ching Ming, Qingming, the Remembrance of Ancestors Day or Grave-Sweeping Day takes place on the 15th day after the Spring Equinox. This means it usually takes place on April 4th or April 5th in the western calendar. The date of the festival is indicated on the Chinese calendar by the two characters: ching, meaning pure or clean, and ming, meaning brightness. Combined together, Ching Ming means clean and just.

Ching Ming rituals not only include weeding of the area, cleaning of the headstone, and replacing the wilted flowers with fresh ones, but also the lighting of incense and burning of imitation paper money. The burning of the imitation money is for the deceased to use in the afterlife.

The imitations burnt are no longer limited to just money. In recent years, the burning of paper imitations of a wide variety of consumer goods has become popular. This includes all manner of objects, such as iPhones, designer handbags, houses and sports cars. In addition, food is laid out in front of the headstone as an offering to the spirits of the deceased.

Today, the responsibility to hang san or ’walk the mountain’ as visiting the cemetery is commonly known, still falls to the eldest son. Today families may be more likely to prefer simplified offerings of only the incense, paper money and flowers.


Irony…

From a Dutch newspaper…

On the left – “Man inserts large eggplant into anus to cure his constipation”

On the right – Recipe of the day: Eggplant Soup

Amazon review…

SIGNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


for that special person…

Enjoy the weekend – here’s Laura Branigan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNEb2k_EmMg

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WEDNESDAY – some say the middle of the week

Today is Malvinas Day, a public holiday in Argentina. It is officially called Day of the War Veterans and the Fallen in the Malvinas Islands (Día del Veterano de Guerra y los Caídos en las Islas Malvinas).

The Malvinas Islands are probably better known in the English-speaking world by their British name, the Falklands. The holiday is a tribute to Argentina’s fallen soldiers in the Falklands War, which began with the Argentine occupation of the Islands on April 2nd 1982.


Some April 1 ads…

Thanks B&P!



Today is the birthday, in 1947, of American singer, songwriter and musician Emmylou Harris. She has won 14 Grammys, the Polar Music Prize, and numerous other honours, including induction into the Country Music Hall of Fame. She has worked with numerous leading artists, including Gram Parsons, Bob Dylan, John Denver, Linda Ronstadt, Dolly Parton, Roy Orbison, The Band, Mark Knopfler, Albert Lee, Delbert McClinton, Guy Clark, Willie Nelson, Neil Young, Steve Earle and Ryan Adams. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1lQOnqIECI

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Is it TUESDAY already?

Today is, of course, April Fools’ Day, an annual custom on 1 April consisting of practical jokes and hoaxes. Jokesters often expose their actions by shouting “April Fools!” at the recipient.

A disputed association between 1 April and foolishness is in Geoffrey Chaucer’s The Canterbury Tales (1392). In the “Nun’s Priest’s Tale”, a vain cock, Chauntecleer, is tricked by a fox “Since March began, full thirty days and two,” i.e. the 32nd day from 1 March, which is 1 April.

In 1508, French poet Eloy d’Amerval referred to a poisson d’avril (April fool, literally “April’s fish”), possibly the first reference to the celebration in France.

As well as people playing pranks on one another on April Fools’ Day, elaborate pranks have appeared on radio and television stations, newspapers, and websites, and have been performed by large corporations. In one famous prank in 1957, the BBC broadcast a film in their Panorama current affairs series purporting to show Swiss farmers picking freshly-grown spaghetti, in what they called the Swiss spaghetti harvest. The BBC was soon flooded with requests to purchase a spaghetti plant, forcing them to declare the film a hoax on the news the next day.


At the pharmacy…Are there any side effects to these pills besides bankruptcy?

Is the new “American Dream” watching Elon Musk go bankrupt, broke, and get deported?

You know you’re getting old when your vehicle’s heated seat is no longer for warmth… but instead for back pain.

Last one out the door at the Department of Education should erase the entire student loan database. Be a legend.

That awkward moment when you lay on the floor to do a sit-up but realize you can’t do a sit up and now you can’t get up either.

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready” for bed. I am ALWAYS ready for bed.

Donald Jr.: born 1977. Ivanka: born 1981. Eric: born 1984. Their mother Ivana didn’t become a U.S. citizen until 1988. If birthright citizenship gets revoked and kids start being deported, put them at the front of the line.

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

Instead of older and wiser, I’m getting older and wider.

People are now referring to Pete Hegseth as “WhiskeyLeaks” and I’m kinda mad that I didn’t think of it first.

This Pete Hegseth group chat story blew up like it was a Tesla.

Pete Hegseth now has to blow into a breathalyzer to unlock his phone.

Joe Rogan says he would rather go to Russia than Canada and I agree, I would also rather Joe Rogan go to Russia.

I’m a trust fund baby. My parents trusted me to fund myself.

A penny for your thoughts. Although that does seem a little pricey.

Of the states with the highest sex crimes against children per capita, seven of the top ten voted overwhelmingly for Donald Trump. Because representation matters.

Heads up: losing your Social Security will sting way more than paying extra for eggs.


NOT EVERYONE IS GOOD AT THINKING


On this day in 1984, Marvin Gaye was shot dead by his father at his parent’s home in Los Angeles, California. The argument started after his parents squabbled over misplaced business documents, Gaye attempted to intervene, and was killed by his father using a gun he had given him four months before. Marvin Sr. was sentenced to six years of probation after pleading guilty to manslaughter. Charges of first-degree murder were dropped after doctors discovered Marvin Sr. had a brain tumor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC5PL0XImjw

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